Top 120 Adam Sandler Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “I grew up cursing a lot.”

— Adam Sandler

52. “My name is Adam. My father’s name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it’s alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, ‘Is Adam there?’ My father would say, ‘This is Adam.’ My friends would say, ‘Adam, you were so wasted last night.’”

— Adam Sandler

53. “My sisters are stronger and my brother’s bigger than me.”

— Adam Sandler

54. “Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.”

— Adam Sandler

55. “My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.”

— Adam Sandler

56. “I’m filthy rich! It’s good to be Adam Sandler!”

— Adam Sandler

57. “I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.”

— Adam Sandler

58. “I’m not comfortable being around too many people. I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don’t always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.”

— Adam Sandler

59. “I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.”

— Adam Sandler

60. “I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.”

— Adam Sandler

61. “You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.”

— Adam Sandler

62. “I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?”

— Adam Sandler

63. “I sang a song at my sister’s wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.”

— Adam Sandler

64. “I’ve been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I’m driving, I hear I’m a moron. I like being a moron.”

— Adam Sandler

65. “Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!”

— Adam Sandler

66. “I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.”

— Adam Sandler

67. “Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.”

— Adam Sandler

68. “Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I’d make one that I can’t get yelled at for.”

— Adam Sandler

69. “How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.”

— Adam Sandler

70. “My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.”

— Adam Sandler

71. “I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.”

— Adam Sandler

72. “It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you’re living your life. I wouldn’t compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it’s about a man who doesn’t appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.”

— Adam Sandler

73. “I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: “I can knock everybody out!” That’s a good feeling.”

— Adam Sandler

74. “I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.”

— Adam Sandler

75. “The fact that you can see a movie at home, it’s great. You’re making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that’s nice.”

— Adam Sandler

76. “I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.”

— Adam Sandler

77. “I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.”

— Adam Sandler

78. “Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone’s grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.”

— Adam Sandler

79. “My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don’t have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don’t pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.”

— Adam Sandler

80. “When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.”

— Adam Sandler

81. “God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.”

— Adam Sandler

82. “It’s nice when little teams win.”

— Adam Sandler

83. “A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.”

— Adam Sandler

84. “I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.”

— Adam Sandler

85. “When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.”

— Adam Sandler

86. “With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.”

— Adam Sandler

87. “I don’t want my kid to hear any of the albums that I’ve made.”

— Adam Sandler

88. “My mother says to me, when I’m making a new movie, she says, “Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?” I’d say, “Yeah.” And she, “Oh, then it’s going to be a good one.” I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve’s not in it, she says, “Oh.””

— Adam Sandler

89. “I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.”

— Adam Sandler

90. “Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.”

— Adam Sandler

91. “This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn’t want them to lose friends. He is his family’s hero.”

— Adam Sandler

92. “My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn’t like that.”

— Adam Sandler

93. “You know, when you don’t go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly ‘in the know,’ start whispering that you’re gay. If I were gay, I wouldn’t be ashamed to admit it, but I’m not.”

— Adam Sandler

94. “I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.”

— Adam Sandler

95. “I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.”

— Adam Sandler

96. “I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.”

— Adam Sandler

97. “I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.”

— Adam Sandler

98. “In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.”

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99. “I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.”

— Adam Sandler

100. “I’m not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, ‘All right! Get out of the room.’”

— Adam Sandler