Top 150 Ashton Kutcher Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “Sharing love and light while in Israel.”

— Ashton Kutcher

52. “I would just like a woman someday, somewhere, at some point in my life to say to me, ‘You’re a great listener.’ Haven’t heard it yet, and that’s a superior compliment to get from a woman. But I’m going to work on it.”

— Ashton Kutcher

53. “I gave up smoking, I never gave up the drinking. But it’s hard to smoke and swim at the same time. You’d get to the edge of the pool and all you’d be wanting is a cigarette when all you actually really want is oxygen. So I traded the smoke for the oxygen.”

— Ashton Kutcher

54. “The truth is that I’m an idiot. I am. I don’t do things by the rules sometimes. I say things that I probably shouldn’t say. I push buttons. I deserve to be made fun of. And I feel like, as soon as you can make fun of something, it instantly removes the fear.”

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55. “I say whatever I think and whatever is on my mind, and I just hope that it comes out good. I just try to have a lot of fun.”

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56. “There are a lot of perks that come with fame, and with every positive there’s a negative, and then it all kind of balances out.”

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57. “A lot of the characters I play are very naive, and I don’t think I’m like that. And I’m not stupid!”

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58. “I learned what a Birkin bag is from the price tag. You’ll never forget what it is once you’ve paid for one.”

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59. “If you want to be a real entrepreneur you have to be the cause, you have to be the creator of someone else’s new realty. Which eliminates time, space, motion, and friction.”

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60. “I live my life like anybody else, and people choose to write about mine. And what they write I can’t control – when they write lies at least – because the laws can’t really protect you unless you can prove malicious intent. So I just choose not to read it.”

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61. “I fail frequently – I just try to keep it quiet.”

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62. “My mom’s whole side of the family, they’re all Packers fans. My mom’s a Bears fan. My stepdad is a Vikings guy. So that gets ugly. My mom sits upstairs watching the Bears game; he sits in the basement. They can’t watch it together. Football’s a violent anger in our family dynamic.”

— Ashton Kutcher

63. “The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.”

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64. “I think directing yourself is a monumental task. Just to self edit as an actor, you work for some directors who don’t give you a lot of feedback so you have to do that. That’s a difficult thing to do as an actor.”

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65. “Modeling is the best because you have to look hot, which comes easy to me, you know. I’m blessed with that.”

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66. “I certainly don’t think I’m deserving of taking up space forever as a human. There’s a whole generation of people yet to be born that are going to be so much more evolved than I am. I don’t want to take up space. They’re going to be better equipped to make the world a better place than I am.”

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67. “The film industry brings people together, and so does technology. I see them as similar platforms.”

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68. “The thing that enchants me the most is the ability women have to feel other people’s pain. The total empathy that women have is extraordinary.”

— Ashton Kutcher

69. “Acting can be so much fun that it’s easy to forget that what you’re doing is a job. But if I’ve got my tie on, I’m going to work.”

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70. “Steve Jobs was a pretty complicated character and somewhat a psychologically complicated guy.”

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71. “I think we’ve all been in the middle of doing something we cared about, when someone coming in the room and saying ‘hello’ was annoying. I personally can understand that, as someone who tries to create.”

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72. “As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being – you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married.”

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73. “I didn’t really go the starving-artist route. I kind of went and did massive, commercial things.”

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74. “The failures that we have are sometimes expensive educations.”

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75. “Women have a level of outward compassion that a lot of men don’t necessarily have. Guys feel as deeply as women, but they don’t share it as much.”

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76. “I’m happy wherever I go, whatever I do. I’m happy in Iowa, I’m happy here in California.”

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77. “There’s no sense in making life seem like it’s a struggle, because that doesn’t make anybody feel better.”

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78. “We’re all living in a casino. It’s just Vegas. Everything is on camera. Everything is being recorded. Everything is on audio. The truth is we all have access to everybody else’s information.”

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79. “People used to behave morally because they thought God was always watching – in some ways God today is the collective, and the collective is watching.”

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80. “My goal is to embrace the people, the ‘natural resources’ of Israel, and to build businesses with the creative Israelis.”

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81. “I’ve had some really, really wild fun nights in Vegas. I ended up on stage once with this band, The Digital Underground, doing the Humpty Dance.”

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82. “My mom was more into the yelling. She was the enforcer. She was the one that laid down the law. My dad made up the rules, but my mom laid down the law. It’s not her words, it’s her tone that sticks with me.”

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83. “I think Ryan Gosling is a really great actor who’s meticulous about his work. And I’d love to have the guts that Johnny Depp has to actually go outside the box on a character. When he plays a character, he plays it in a way that nobody else would.”

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84. “If you believe the good stuff that people say then you have to believe the bad stuff and then you allow yourself to be on a roller coaster of what other people think. So I think you try to find the good in the bad and the bad in the good and balance yourself and stay on an even keel.”

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85. “I like being what the girls call MOD-“my other Dad.” What I’ve learned in the past year is that every kid is different. But as long as you love them and never forget that love, then you have the key. I think it’s all about just being there and loving them because kids feel that every single day.”

— Ashton Kutcher

86. “Wear a belt! It’s an easy way to pull together your outfit. Just be sure to match it to your shoes.”

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87. “I love efficiencies and I love solving big problems, and I love working with people who create efficiencies. I love creating efficiencies in my own life on a day-to-day basis.”

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88. “I really think that technology has the greatest potential to accelerate happiness of most things in the world.”

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89. “It’s hard to appreciate success in modeling, because it’s not something you feel like you’ve earned, so there is a little bit of bread of shame that comes with that. It’s like somebody giving you a puzzle that’s already put together.”

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90. “I’ve usually found that the greatest rewards in my life come from taking on things that are a little bit scary.”

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91. “Steve Jobs had something like a 90% approval rating from his employees. You hear stories about him being this short-tempered, aggressive person, which he was. But he was in the pursuit of making people around him better, so the product they created would be better.”

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92. “I’m serious when I’m talking to the press because I’m always on guard because I never know what you’re going to ask and I never know how you’re going to construe my answer, so I try to maintain a pretty even pace when I’m speaking with the media.”

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93. “The people here are amazing – the young people here are amazing. The entrepreneurs here are incredible.”

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94. “When I was 13, I had my first job with my dad carrying shingles up to the roof. And then I got a job washing dishes at a restaurant. And then I got a job in a grocery store deli. And then I got a job in a factory sweeping Cheerio dust off the ground.”

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95. “The reality is that we communicate with every part of our being, and there are times when we must use it all. When someone needs us, he or she needs all of us. There’s no text that can replace a loving touch when someone we love is hurting.”

— Ashton Kutcher

96. “The number of lines in your forehead tells how many lives you’ve lived.”

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97. “It’s really easy, once somebody passes away, for the tales about them to become taller, the good ones and the bad ones.”

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98. “I love life, I love people and I love sharing, so I would say that I’m romantic.”

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99. “The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship.”

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100. “I don’t have to act for work anymore; I can act for passion. That’s freeing, but it’s also a prison of its own. When you can do anything you want, you’re really responsible to do something great. And that’s scary.”

— Ashton Kutcher