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Top 80 Don Rickles Quotes (2025 Update)
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Don Rickles Quote: “Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.”

51. “Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “I never went out looking for glory.”

52. “I never went out looking for glory.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “I don’t really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that’s how it becomes funny.”

53. “I don’t really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that’s how it becomes funny.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “I’m always watching films. The Academy pretty much sends me every film that’s ever been done. I enjoy watching them, especially with the people I know.”

54. “I’m always watching films. The Academy pretty much sends me every film that’s ever been done. I enjoy watching them, especially with the people I know.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “I’ve never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.”

55. “I’ve never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I’d better write a book.”

56. “I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I’d better write a book.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “I’d like to think my performance is today. I never try to – it’s so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.”

57. “I’d like to think my performance is today. I never try to – it’s so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “In the 45 years I’ve worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don’t even have a hunting license.”

58. “In the 45 years I’ve worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don’t even have a hunting license.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.”

59. “Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.”

60. “You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor.”

61. “The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.”

62. “I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “When you do see me, you’ll get the idea from when you see me that it’s all off the top of my head. A lot of it is a beginning, middle and the end. But it’s different every night. I have a lot of jokes in my back pocket I’ve said over the years.”

63. “When you do see me, you’ll get the idea from when you see me that it’s all off the top of my head. A lot of it is a beginning, middle and the end. But it’s different every night. I have a lot of jokes in my back pocket I’ve said over the years.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit.”

64. “When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “I still have drive, but everything is relative.”

65. “I still have drive, but everything is relative.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I’m really thrilled.”

66. “To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I’m really thrilled.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don’t need a blanket.”

67. “I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don’t need a blanket.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “I was always the guy – out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.”

68. “I was always the guy – out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “My style is my personality. It’s always been that way. Being a wiseguy and having fun. It’s always been that way for me, when I was in high school, and in the Navy. It’s not something I rehearse.”

69. “My style is my personality. It’s always been that way. Being a wiseguy and having fun. It’s always been that way for me, when I was in high school, and in the Navy. It’s not something I rehearse.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.”

70. “The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “The thing I love about Vegas is that it’s a melting pot. It’s like working Ellis Island.”

71. “The thing I love about Vegas is that it’s a melting pot. It’s like working Ellis Island.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “Harry is a black man, and I’m a white man. We obviously come from different backgrounds, but we stand together on this stage as brothers. And as a brother, I must say these race riots are terrible. It’s awful how stores are being looted. The burning, the rioting, the stealing. But if, God forbid, it does happen again – and I pray it doesn’t – all I can say is, ‘Harry, I could use a couch and a couple of end tables.”

72. “Harry is a black man, and I’m a white man. We obviously come from different backgrounds, but we stand together on this stage as brothers. And as a brother, I must say these race riots are terrible. It’s awful how stores are being looted. The burning, the rioting, the stealing. But if, God forbid, it does happen again – and I pray it doesn’t – all I can say is, ‘Harry, I could use a couch and a couple of end tables.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “I do situations and make fun of authority and life.”

73. “I do situations and make fun of authority and life.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “Everything I’ve ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I’ve never written anything down on paper.”

74. “Everything I’ve ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I’ve never written anything down on paper.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “When you’re 18, you’re just so busy being scared and having fun – a crazy mixture – that you never thought of dying.”

75. “When you’re 18, you’re just so busy being scared and having fun – a crazy mixture – that you never thought of dying.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “I’ve never had guys sit me down and say this is what you’ve got to do. It’s my personality that makes me one of a kind, and I believe that.”

76. “I’ve never had guys sit me down and say this is what you’ve got to do. It’s my personality that makes me one of a kind, and I believe that.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.”

77. “I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “Everything I do on stage, I made up in saloons. I started doing it in front of people, and that became my performance. I never had writers.”

78. “Everything I do on stage, I made up in saloons. I started doing it in front of people, and that became my performance. I never had writers.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.”

79. “Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.”

— Don Rickles

Don Rickles Quote: “I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don’t know how to fix it.”

80. “I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don’t know how to fix it.”

— Don Rickles

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