Top 450 Ernest Cline Quotes (2025 Update)
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251. “Everyone my age remembers where they were and what they were doing when they first heard about the contest.”

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252. “Passion was passion and love was love, regardless of who the participants involved were, or what sort of body they were assigned at birth.”

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253. “We were witnessing the dawn of the posthuman era. The Singularity by way of simulacra and simulation.”

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254. “But you do realize that nearly half the people on this planet are starving, right?” I detected no malice in her voice. She sounded like she genuinely believed I might not be aware of this fact. “Yes, I know,” I said defensively. “The reason so many people are starving is because we’ve wrecked the planet. The Earth is dying, you know? It’s time to leave.”

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255. “I wasn’t ready for any of that. I was still truly, madly, deeply in love with Samantha. And I was still reeling from losing my virginity to her just a few days earlier. I didn’t want to be unfaithful to her. I figured that cheating was cheating, whether it was live or it was Memorex.”

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256. “I drew one of my blasters.”

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257. “Good luck, Parzival,” he said. “And thanks. Thanks for playing my game.”

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258. “Users could now teleport back and forth between their favorite fictional worlds. Middle Earth. Vulcan. Pern. Arrakis. Magrathea. Discworld, Mid-World, Riverworld, Ringworld. Worlds upon worlds.”

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259. “My God, it’s full of stars,” I heard a disembodied voice say. I recognized it as a sound bite from the film 2010.”

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260. “Also, don’t touch anything, and if you can help it, try not to look at anything either – not for longer than a second or two. Otherwise you might trigger some educational minigame or side quest that you’ll be forced to complete, and we’ll have to go on without you. We don’t have time to stop and play Blue’s Clues.”

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261. “On the day the Hunt began, the day I’d decided to become a gunter, I’d renamed my avatar Parzival, after the knight of Arthurian legend who had found the Holy Grail.”

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262. “To win the videogame of life you just have to try to make the experience of being forced to play it as pleasant as possible, for yourself, and for all of the other players you encounter in your travels. Kira says that if everyone played the game to win, it’d be a lot more fun for everyone. Anorak’s Almanac, chapter 77, verses 11–20.”

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263. “Sorrento,” I said, trying to hide the fear in my voice, “I want you and your bosses to know something. You’re never going to find Halliday’s egg. You know why? Because he was smarter than all of you put together. It doesn’t matter how much money you have or who you try to blackmail. You’re going to lose.”

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264. “I spotted a large bowl of fruit on the table – one that hadn’t been there before.”

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265. “My avatar materialized in front of my locker on the second floor of my high school – the exact spot where I’d been standing when I’d logged out the night before.”

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266. “Playing old videogames never failed to clear my mind and set me at ease. If I was feeling depressed or frustrated about my lot in life, all I had to do was tap the Player One button, and my worries would instantly slip away.”

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267. “The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.”

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268. “Astronaut Kjell Lindgren, for giving me a guided tour of NASA, for sharing his patriotism and enthusiasm with me, and for taking the cover of my first novel up in outer space. I want to be him when I grow up.”

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269. “A dream worth chasing. For the last five years, the Hunt had given me a goal and purpose. A quest to fulfill. A reason to get up in the morning. Something to look forward to.”

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270. “Some people define themselves by railing against all of the things they hate, while explaining why everyone else should hate it too. But not me. I prefer to lead with my love – to define myself through joyous yawps of admiration, instead of cynical declarations of disdain.”

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271. “Then she snapped her fingers and we were standing on Europa, discussing the possibility of extraterrestrial life beneath the moon’s icy crust. I.”

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272. “Reality didn’t feel any more real than the OASIS had just felt to me. My senses couldn’t discern between the two.”

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273. “The collected knowledge, art, and amusements of all human civilization were there, waiting for me. But gaining access to all of that information turned out to be something of a mixed blessing. Because that was when I found out the truth.”

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274. “Welcome to the OASIS, Parzival!”

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275. “Glenmorangie. On the rocks.”

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276. “Most users chose to run a “voyeur channel,” which was like being the star of your own twenty-four-hour reality show. Hovering virtual cameras would follow your avatar around the OASIS as you went about your day-to-day activities.”

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277. “H-h-hey there, compadre!”

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278. “There it was: number 42. Another of Halliday’s jokes – according to one of his favorite novels, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the number 42 was the “Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.”

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279. “I watched every episode of The Greatest American Hero, Airwolf, The A-Team, Knight Rider, Misfits of Science, and The Muppet Show.”

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280. “To be honest, the future doesn’t look too bright. You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out. Human civilization is in ‘decline.’ Some people even say it’s ’collapsing.”

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281. “I quickly lost track of time. I forgot that my avatar was sitting in Halliday’s bedroom and that, in reality, I was sitting in my hideout, huddled near the electric heater, tapping at the empty air in front of me, entering commands on an imaginary keyboard. All of the intervening layers slipped away, and I lost myself in the game within the game. In.”

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282. “There was no downtime between calls, because there were always several hundred morons in the call queue, all of them willing to wait on hold for hours to have a tech rep hold their hand and fix their problem. Why bother looking up the solution online? Why try to figure the problem out on your own when you could have someone else do your thinking for you?”

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283. “Also, it turns out that burning all of those fossil fuels had some nasty side effects, like raising the temperature of our planet and screwing up the environment. So now the polar ice caps are melting, sea levels are rising, and the weather is all messed up. Plants and animals are dying off in record numbers, and lots of people are starving and homeless. And we’re still fighting wars with each other, mostly over the few resources we have left.”

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284. “I stepped inside, closed the door, and locked it behind me. Then I made a silent vow not to go outside again until I had completed my quest. I would abandon the real world altogether until I found the egg.”

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285. “I was devastated. I was still in love with her.”

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286. “Cameron, Gilliam, Jackson, Fincher, Kubrick, Lucas, Spielberg, Del Toro, Tarantino. And, of course, Kevin Smith.”

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287. “ONI technology is also going to save hundreds of millions of lives,” I say self-righteously. “By preventing the spread of all sorts of infectious diseases – like the flu pandemic.”

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288. “I unclenched them. Then I glanced back at Ellen, to see if she was watching all of this. She was staring at Casey with a helpless expression, and her eyes were filled with pity.”

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289. “The ability to mute my peers was one of my favorite things about attending school online, and I took advantage of it almost daily.”

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290. “Some people define themselves by railing against all of the things they hate, while explaining why everyone else should hate it too.”

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291. “The captain conceals the Jade Key in a dwelling long neglected But you can only blow the whistle once the trophies are all collected For.”

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292. “Gut’, sagte er und zwinkerte mir zu. ‘Mach nicht denselben Fehler wie ich. Versteck dich nicht ewig hier drin.”

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293. “I should be thanking you. I haven’t had this much fun in decades!”

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294. “Now it’s time to take off every zig for great justice.”

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295. “Hello, fish,” I whispered, reciting an old incantation. “Welcome to my barrel.”

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296. “I thought. You’re going to turn it into a fascist corporate theme park.”

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297. “The moment I began searching for the egg, the future no longer seemed so bleak.”

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298. “The sudden change in her eyes says it all. One second she loves me, and the next she loves me not.”

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299. “My generation had never known a world without the OASIS. To us, it was much more than a game or an entertainment platform. It had been an integral part of our lives for as far back as we could remember. We’d been born into an ugly world, and the OASIS was our one happy refuge.”

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300. “My life wasn’t so bad. At least that’s what I kept telling myself, in a vain attempt to stave off the epic loneliness I now felt.”

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