Top 150 Fannie Flagg Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “But you soon find out they don’t want to meet you, they want you to meet them.”

— Fannie Flagg

102. “See what I mean? She thinks she sees all kinds of things out in the yard. Last week it was flying turtles.” She walked over and picked up his dishes. “I’m not sure if it was that fall she took a while ago or just her age; she’s older than God.”

— Fannie Flagg

103. “After Elner Shimfissle accidentally poked that wasps’ nest up in her fig tree, the last thing she remembered was thinking “Uh-oh.”

— Fannie Flagg

104. “They also learned that the very best way to start a marriage was with a good laugh.”

— Fannie Flagg

105. “Marry a nearsighted man and you’ll never look old.”

— Fannie Flagg

106. “Towanda the Magnanimous, Righter of Wrongs and Queen without Compare.”

— Fannie Flagg

107. “But that was Lenore: the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral.”

— Fannie Flagg

108. “No, non era la morte a spaventarla. Era questa sua vita di ogni giorno, che cominciava a ricordarle troppo da vicino la grigia sala d’aspetto del reparto di terapia intensiva.”

— Fannie Flagg

109. “My Aunt Bess is about sixty-five years old and has never been married. She told me that they may put “Miss” on her tombstone, but that she hasn’t missed a thing.”

— Fannie Flagg

110. “All he was doing was just sitting around killing time, looking at the birds and waiting to die.”

— Fannie Flagg

111. “Her daughter had given her a puff of a marijuana cigarette once, but after all the hot pads on the counter started walking toward her, she got scared and never tried it again. So dope was out.”

— Fannie Flagg

112. “Let’s put it this way, Mrs. Threadgoode said kindly. She’s of this world, but not in it.”

— Fannie Flagg

113. “Jerry Falwell would be responsible for the raising of all illegitimate children who had no homes;.”

— Fannie Flagg

114. “The war was over, but it had taken its toll. More than 400,000 Americans had been killed and 1.7 million had been hurt in some way. And most people didn’t know about the 39 WASPs who had been killed or that 16 Army nurses had died by enemy fire, and 67 had been taken prisoner, including Nurse Dottie Frakes, who was held in a Japanese concentration camp for more than three years.”

— Fannie Flagg

115. “And as friends get closer, they start to tell each other everything.”

— Fannie Flagg

116. “Every woman wants to get married and have children.”

— Fannie Flagg

117. “You may not be the person your mother wants you to.”

— Fannie Flagg

118. “Sometimes a woman in love doesn’t see what’s right in front of her eyes. Even a woman with a law degree.”

— Fannie Flagg

119. “Nothing had come easy to him. School, sports, or girls... it seemed to Oswald that everyone else had come into this world with a set of instructions but him. From the beginning he had always felt like a pair of white socks and brown shoes in a roomful of tuxedos. He had never really gotten a break in life, and now it was all over.”

— Fannie Flagg

120. “They always wanted too much from her, something she could not give. She had told him over and over she would not marry him or ever live with him. But, typical of most men, they always believed she didn’t really mean what she said and would change her mind. She never did. Why did they always have to push her into a corner and get so upset? She didn’t want to live with anybody. She liked being alone. She hated anybody grabbing at her, trying to smother her.”

— Fannie Flagg

121. “He had done it all, from barnstorming to crop dusting, and had even flown a Davis Waco with the Baby Ruth Flying Circus. It was an advertising blitz unlike anything the country had ever seen. Billy would fly over county and state fairs, racetracks, and crowded beaches in his red and white plane, dropping hundreds of tiny rice paper parachutes – each one bearing a small Baby Ruth candy bar – on the crowds below.”

— Fannie Flagg

122. “Just like two and two always add up to four, kindness and forgiveness is always right, hate and revenge is always wrong.”

— Fannie Flagg

123. “Maggie was the only person she knew with genuine class. “Damn it to hell!” she yelled to the cats. “What ever happened to people behaving like ladies and gentlemen?” The cats had no clue, and got up and left the room. As she sat.”

— Fannie Flagg

124. “When someone old dies, it is even sadder. First you notice that the paper doesn’t come anymore, then gradually the lights are turned out, the gas turned off, the house gets locked up, and the yard is no longer kept up, then it goes on the market and new people come in and change everything. Elner.”

— Fannie Flagg

125. “At the reception, she had introduced a man to his own wife. Twice.”

— Fannie Flagg

126. “Upset? I’m just thinking about staging my own death is all.”

— Fannie Flagg

127. “Cook to a thick paste over slow flame. Cool. Cream sugars and vanilla with butter and shortening. Beat until light and fluffy. Blend in salt. Mix in cooled paste. Beat until fluffy. Blend. Should look like whipped cream.”

— Fannie Flagg

128. “Because, honey,” she said, “after you’ve been to the moon, where else is there to go?”

— Fannie Flagg

129. “Your mother formed an incorrect opinion of you and, naturally, you agreed with her. Children always think their parents are right. But in this case, your mother was entirely wrong.”

— Fannie Flagg

130. “Whenever Ida pointed celery at him, she meant business.”

— Fannie Flagg

131. “You save up all your energy for the big push – when you need it. And when you’re up there, concentrate. Remain calm and steady as she goes. Don’t look right, don’t look left, don’t let yourself get rattled, just stay the course, nice and easy all the way.”

— Fannie Flagg

132. “When we arrived in Wilmington, looking forward to a steak with all the trimmings, one snooty puffball says to us, “We don’t accept women in trousers,” to which Willy says, “Would you accept a boot in your behind?”

— Fannie Flagg

133. “They always said, that once you’ve been to Milwaukee, you’re never the same.”

— Fannie Flagg

134. “No matter how many times Dena had tried to tell her, Sookie had never understood what a great gal she was on her own. She had been one of the funniest and best-liked girls on campus, but she had never quite believed it. Everybody seemed to love Sookie but Sookie. A.”

— Fannie Flagg

135. “This meant that the families of the girls who had been killed would be receiving no death benefits, and at the end of the war, the WASPs, unlike all other discharged veterans, would be left with no GI Bill, no medical, no nothing.”

— Fannie Flagg

136. “Clyde. This here’s Bonnie.”

— Fannie Flagg

137. “But while she had been busy raising her children, the world had left her behind.”

— Fannie Flagg

138. “The Joy of a Loving God.”

— Fannie Flagg

139. “She had no interest in love. Love had taken her in the back room and beaten her up pretty badly.”

— Fannie Flagg

140. “The problem was that Norvaleen had been in denial and also in McDonald’s, eating the cheeseburger special with fries. Evidently, the Diet Coke had not evened out the calories. What a shock.”

— Fannie Flagg

141. “His motto: “Screw the little people.” He had lied before, and he would lie again. Ethics were for suckers.”

— Fannie Flagg

142. “Well, they are trying to get rid of Christianity and once they do that, then you watch. Our taxes will go up and they’ll take all our guns away and the next thing you know, a communist or a socialist will get in the White House and then it will be all over.”

— Fannie Flagg

143. “First, it is imperative that you create a private Sacred Space and set up an altar with a photo of yourself as a child, a candle, or anything else that speaks to you. I have a picture of the Dalai Lama and Oprah Winfrey.”

— Fannie Flagg

144. “Evelyn was forty-eight years old and she had gotten lost somewhere along the way.”

— Fannie Flagg

145. “He had done it all, from barnstorming to crop dusting, and had even flown a Davis Waco with the Baby Ruth Flying Circus.”

— Fannie Flagg

146. “What can I tell you about the town? I suppose if you had driven through it back.”

— Fannie Flagg

147. “There before her was a plate of perfectly fried green tomatoes and fresh cream-white corn, six slices of bacon, with a bowl of baby lima beans on the side and four huge light and fluffy buttermilk biscuits.”

— Fannie Flagg

148. “As recent immigrants, they wanted their children to speak and read English well. Miss.”

— Fannie Flagg

149. “And you can’t be happy and in a rage at the same time.”

— Fannie Flagg

150. “Honey, that’s one thing you be sure and you get on right away, is your Medicaid, you don’t want to be caught without that.”

— Fannie Flagg