Top 300 Gena Showalter Quotes (2025 Update)
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251. “Princess, your temper tantrums make you as defective as an open-ended condom.”

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252. “Haven’t you heard? Constipation is the new black. All the cool kids are doing it. Or not doing it.”

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253. “Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles.”

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254. “To a man who has spent centuries seeing to only his own needs, you are indeed high maintenance, but I’m finding I do not mind maintaining you. -Zacharel.”

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255. “But truth was truth, and like any apex predator, it could defend itself.”

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256. “Mr. Boot draws back his leg, preparing to deliver another strike. I prepare to take it like a girl. Better than a man.”

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257. “This is Lina. My heart soars; I guess it recognises what my eyes do not. This is the woman who played with me when my parents were too busy. The one who helped me survive Many Ends the first three times. I love her, I do. Despite the fact that she once stabbed me with the end of a paintbrush.”

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258. “Ali Bell doesn’t play hide-and-seek,” Lucas said. “She plays hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you.”

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259. “She’s not going anywhere,” Sabin said. Lord love domineering men. Sometimes.”

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260. “There’s no use going back to yesterday.”

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261. “To stop himself from reaching out, he folded his arms over his chest, his shirt straining. Her gaze fell, locking on his left bicep. Damn. If she wanted him the way he wanted her, they were going to be in trouble. Lots and lots of pleasurable, oh, so wrong trouble. Again.”

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262. “The moment our gazes met, the rest of the world washed away –.”

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263. “Life sucks. We’ve adapted.”

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264. “Every cell singing, begging for a rush of sensation only the press of male hardness against female softness could give.”

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265. “Should – a word of anguish rather than consolation.”

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266. “Only as he shut the door behind him, barricading Gwen inside lest she decide to risk bumping into one of his friends to explore, spy or even search for a phone to call the Hunters – she’s not working for them, damn it! – did he realize he was about to knowingly pair a Harpy with the goddess of Anarchy. Great. He’d be lucky if his head was still attached in the morning.”

— Gena Showalter

267. “He licked at her lips.“We are going to have some amazing children. The best this world has ever seen.”

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268. “Flesh heals. The soul can fester.”

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269. “For the second time this week, I felt like Alice in Wonderland, about to fall down a pit, a new adventure forced upon me.”

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270. “You speak as if I actually have a soul. As if mine wasn’t ripped from me by lies and betrayal.”

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271. “Sienna shrugged, apparently unconcerned by what the warrior had said. “You’ll have to forgive me for now noticing you back then. Next to him, you’re kind of homely.” William chocked on his own tongue.”

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272. “They were connected, one being, fused together. She belonged to him, and he to her.”

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273. “Grinning, Atlas followed her inside. He liked this softer side of her. She stood in the center, twirling, clearly trying to take everything in at once. He’d spread furs on the floor and had even carted a small round table here and piled it high with her favorite foods. There was a porcelain tub already filled with steaming water, rose petals floating on the surface. Never let it be said that the Titan god of Strength did not know how to romance a woman. Nike’s.”

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274. “My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student.”

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275. “There was a pause, static, a muttered “Give me that,” by an indignant female. Then the normally quiet reserved Ashlyn was demanding, “Did you just drunk dial my husband?” “Yes, ma’am,” Strider said, and the other two finally burst into laughter.”

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276. “Of course.” She fluffed her hair. “I don’t want to brag, but I’m very high maintenance.” “Uh, I think low maintenance is what’s desirable.” “Low maintenance is what’s forgettable. You might want to write that down, underline it, circle it and put a star by it. It’s golden.” With.”

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277. “She’d already decided to be with him. If only to wipe him from her mind, get him out of her system and stop the fantasies plaguing her. If only to prove to herself that being with him would not be pleasurable for her.”

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278. “The boy I was craved Kat. The man I am craves Milla.”

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279. “I had faith, and if I had faith I couldn’t worry.”

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280. “If at first you don’t succeed, kill your opponent.”

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281. “He doesn’t yet understand the outside is a shell for all of us. My beauty is on the inside, where it never fades.”

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282. “Blood spurted from his nose. Okay, I couldn’t help myself. I burst out laughing.”

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283. “Wrong. You didn’t handle demons. You starved them.”

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284. “The lamp tipped over, nailing Kane in the head. Sabin shook his head. The man was a walking disaster Literally. Whenever Kane stepped into a room, things went to hell pretty quickly. Sabin expected the ceiling to cave in any moment. And yea, it had happened before.”

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285. “Mightier than a sword Eager to bless those around her Radiant, a Light for the world Eternally loving and loved Devoted to the end, she Illuminated my life Thankful, humble, true Hopeful till the end...”

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286. “I think your kiss got me pregnant,” he said. “You had better stay until we know for sure.”

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287. “Why are you hitting yourself, Jessie Kay? Huh? Huh? Why?”

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288. “I’ll hate myself later.” “I hate myself now.”

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289. “Strider: Red hots dude. He’d ruin anything for a mouthful of those. Now pull over. William: Gummy Bears. You should have said so.”

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290. “I unwind the thin metal belt from my waist, then loop one end through the other to create an all-in-one collar and leash. ‘I hope this doesn’t offend you but... ’ I lean over, patting the air until I encounter the softness of his fur. ‘We’ll tell no-one of this,’ he mutters as I anchor the collar to his neck, and I want to smile. ‘Ever.”

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291. “Dude. Did you notice how many people were here? Tons!” Kat exclaimed. “I put the fun in funeral.”

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292. “Any time I thought I couldn’t love her any more, she surprised me by winning another piece of my heart.”

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293. “His heart beat with renewed determination, as if the organ had come back to life, even though it had never died. As if it said, I’ve been waiting for her.”

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294. “Don’t mess this up. “So, uh, I would hate if you reached into my pocket.” There was a suspended beat of silence. Then a dry, “I don’t think so.” “I don’t have a present for you.” Interest lit her dark eyes, but she remained still. Even suspicious. “The present wouldn’t happen to be a hard cock, would it? Because if it is, I would have to return it. Minus a few inches.” His.”

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295. “No matter how savage, no matter how brutal, a romance novel hero never hurt his heroine, his icy exterior melting for her alone.”

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296. “Yeah, that’s the way.”

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297. “Four is the only numeral spelled with the same amount of letters as its numerical value.”

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298. “When you fight for what you know is right, my friend, you already have the victory. There’s nothing to fear.”

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299. “You know I think you hung the moon, right?” “Right. Just like I know you held the ladder and looked up my skirt.”

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300. “He bit the inside of his cheek, Death purring wildy. The pleasure of her touch, even one so innocent, rocked him to the core.”

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