Top 100 Jennifer Estep Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “Finn did what he always did when confronted by an angry woman – he checked out her boobs.”

— Jennifer Estep

52. “You mean before Mab Monroe staked him out and barbecued him like a pork chop for all his friends to see,” I replied. “And you too. Pity, dear old dad getting roasted like that right in front of you.”

— Jennifer Estep

53. “Did she just call me a bleeding toothpick? Kill her! Kill her now!”

— Jennifer Estep

54. “I didn’t know what would take my mind off the sexy Spartan, except for maybe a total lobotomy.”

— Jennifer Estep

55. “You’ve got a thing for Donovan Caine. You have ever since you killed Ingles, his partner, and he went all dogged and determined on you.”

— Jennifer Estep

56. “What are you smiling at?’ – ‘Oh, nothing much. Just my hero.”

— Jennifer Estep

57. “The old man stared at me with his bright green eyes. “You’re Gin Blanco, Genevieve Snow, and the Spider all rolled into one. You can do whatever you want to, sweetheart.”

— Jennifer Estep

58. “Every creature, mortal and god alike, has free will. It’s what we choose to do with that will that defines us, that makes us who we are, good or bad.”

— Jennifer Estep

59. “And that’s when I snapped up my left hand and smashed him in the face with the hammer I’d grabbed.”

— Jennifer Estep

60. “Logan Quinn was the kind of guy who could stab me in the eye with a freaking Twizzler.”

— Jennifer Estep

61. “He gave me his word. That means something to a man like Donovan Caine. Yeah, it means you’ll realize he’s an exceptionally good liar when you’re clutching your intestines and choking on your own blood on his living room floor.”

— Jennifer Estep

62. “Traitors always pay for their sins,” I hissed.”

— Jennifer Estep

63. “Killing people was far easier than making polite chitchat.”

— Jennifer Estep

64. “Still, I’d do anything for him. Even smear his clotting blood inside the vehicle of his choosing.”

— Jennifer Estep

65. “Are you coming along peaceful-like, or am I going to have to hog-tie you and put you in the car?”

— Jennifer Estep

66. “And I was stuck here at Warrior Freaks R Us.”

— Jennifer Estep

67. “She shuddered and everything. It was all very ladylike.”

— Jennifer Estep

68. “What was it with people always trying to kill me in the library? Nickamedes so needed to put up warning signs. Danger: Working here could be hazardous to your health.”

— Jennifer Estep

69. “Information was like an aphrodisiac to Finn. Uncovering people’s secrets an amusing game.”

— Jennifer Estep

70. “Being a fine Southern gentleman, Finnegan Lane considered butter a dipping sauce, rather than a mere garnish, and he felt the exact same way about ranch dressing, honey mustard, sour cream, and even mayonnaise on occasion. And I agreed with his assessment one hundred percent, being a fine Southern lady myself.”

— Jennifer Estep

71. “I wouldn’t say hate, exactly. You’re kind of like fungus, Gwen. After a while, you just start growing on people.”

— Jennifer Estep

72. “He realized something was going on between Logan and me. I wish he’d clue me in on exactly what it was, because I had no idea.”

— Jennifer Estep

73. “Sometimes, humans were more monstrous than anything else.”

— Jennifer Estep

74. “Finn regarded pesky little things like wedding bands, engagement rings, and jealous, hulking menfolk more as amusing challenges than immovable obstacles that could be hazardous to his health.”

— Jennifer Estep

75. “Since coming to Mythos, I’d almost been run through with a sword and mauled to death by a killer kitty cat. Dirty looks didn’t faze me anymore.”

— Jennifer Estep

76. “I’d always thought of the monsters as my own sort of standoffish pets. If, you know, you thought pets that could eat you were cool. Which I totally did.”

— Jennifer Estep

77. “I didn’t know if he really meant talk, make out, or something else completely, but I’d be happy with any of them.”

— Jennifer Estep

78. “Aw, man,” Finn said, coming up to stand beside me, a black duffel bag dangling from his hand. “I didn’t even get to shoot anybody.” “Well, look on the bright side,” I drawled. “Your clothes didn’t get messed up. Neither did your hair.” Finn perked up at my reasoning.”

— Jennifer Estep

79. “I’ll meet you there, pumpkin,” Grandma said. “And I’ll bring my sword with me.”

— Jennifer Estep

80. “The detective noticed Owen glaring at him and did a double take as well, as surprised by his appearance as Owen had been by his. The two men stared at each other for several seconds before Donovan squared his shoulders and headed in our direction. “Incoming,” Finn muttered, letting out a low whistle and then a crashing sound under his breath, like a bomb was about to drop down and explode on our heads.”

— Jennifer Estep

81. “How had I ever thought he was cute? He so needed to be locked up in an insane asylum somewhere. Too bad Batman wasn’t here to come and drag his ass off to Arkham.”

— Jennifer Estep

82. “That’s hard core, Gin,” Finn replied. “Very hard core. Kind of kinky too.” A grim smile tightened my lips. “That’s me. Gin Blanco. Hard core and kinky to the bitter end.”

— Jennifer Estep

83. “Why, bless your heart. Which is the classic Southern way of pretending to sympathize with someone when you’re really just putting the other woman down and driving your stiletto straight through her heart at the same time.”

— Jennifer Estep

84. “You have a good thing going with Callie,” I said in a soft voice. “She really does love you, Donovan. You should try to make it work with her, but if you can’t love her wholeheartedly like she loves you, like she deserves to be loved, like everyone deserves to be loved, then you need to let her go. That’s what good guys do, Donovan. They think of people other than themselves and what they want. So you need to man up and walk the walk that you always spout to others.”

— Jennifer Estep

85. “Thirty minutes later I reached my destination – the Pork Pit.”

— Jennifer Estep

86. “I sighed. Sometimes, killing people just wasn’t worth cleaning up the mess afterward.”

— Jennifer Estep

87. “Hope. An emotion that always kept suckering me in, time after time, despite my supposed retirement from the assassin business. Hope. The one thing that always seemed to get me into more trouble than just killing people for money ever had. Ah, hope. Sometimes, I really hated it.”

— Jennifer Estep

88. “Be careful. I don’t know what I would do if you were the one missing either.” I smiled again. “That’s something that you’ll never have to worry about.” “Promise?” “Promise.”

— Jennifer Estep

89. “Too bad the smile was on the face of the wrong man.”

— Jennifer Estep

90. “You have to survive, no matter what you have to do, no matter who you have to cheat and hurt and kill, no matter what the cost is to your heart and soul. Do you hear me, Everleigh? You have to live.”

— Jennifer Estep

91. “Folks who said you were a coward if you ran away from a fight usually didn’t live long themselves.”

— Jennifer Estep

92. “I pulled the trigger twice, cutting off his protests, and Finn joined my lover on the floor.”

— Jennifer Estep

93. “Etiquette? What kind of etiquette was there in someone trying to murder me?”

— Jennifer Estep

94. “Finn grabbed a menu and started scanning through the choices, even though he’d memorized them all long ago.”

— Jennifer Estep

95. “Assassin or not, I had no desire to get blood on my clothes before I’d gotten close to my target. I was the only one getting away with any violence tonight.”

— Jennifer Estep

96. “We’d been in the locker room changing after playing basketball, which I hated because I totally sucked at it. Seriously, sucked out loud at it. Like, sucked so bad that I’d managed to hit myself in the head with the ball when I was trying to shoot a free throw.”

— Jennifer Estep

97. “One by one, the others all nodded their heads again, as if we were talking about having a spring picnic instead of going up against the deadliest woman in Ashland and all of her men.”

— Jennifer Estep

98. “Because that’s when I’ll be figuring out how to wash your blood out of my dress. Red really is my best color.”

— Jennifer Estep

99. “People liked who they liked, and I thought we all should just get over it already. As long as people were happy with who they were, that was all that mattered.”

— Jennifer Estep

100. “They’re not aspersions if they’re true.”

— Jennifer Estep