Top 500 Joe Abercrombie Quotes (2026 Update)
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251. “People liked to think of beauty as some natural gift, but Savine firmly believed that just about anyone could be beautiful, if they worked hard at it and spent enough money. It was merely a question of emphasising the good, disguising the bad and painfully squeezing the average into the most impressive configuration. Very much like business, really.”

— Joe Abercrombie

252. “Modesty’s for folk with nothing to boast of.”

— Joe Abercrombie

253. “Sometimes a difficult journey does not deliver its full benefit until long after one returns. The trials are brief, but the wisdom gained lasts a lifetime!”

— Joe Abercrombie

254. “I got into reading a lot of noir and a lot of thrillers as well, and I really admired the plotting about those and the way that they can surprise you. And obviously to surprise people and to have twists in the tale, you have to plan quite carefully.”

— Joe Abercrombie

255. “Your death comes.”

— Joe Abercrombie

256. “My master appreciates that we must sometimes have a little chaos if a better order is to emerge. There can be no progress without pain, no creation without destruction. That is why he has indulged this little war of yours. My master loves to see the earth ploughed, from time to time.”

— Joe Abercrombie

257. “Enemies are like furniture, aren’t they? Better chosen for oneself than inherited.”

— Joe Abercrombie

258. “Battles may sometimes be won by the brave, but wars are always won by the clever.”

— Joe Abercrombie

259. “The faster you run from the past, the faster it catches you. All you can do is turn to face it. Embrace it. Try and meet the future wiser for it.”

— Joe Abercrombie

260. “Relief, or disappointment? Hard to tell the difference.”

— Joe Abercrombie

261. “When he’d made it thirty strides or so Logen turned around and looked back. The pot was sitting forlorn by the lake, already filling up with rainwater. They’d been through a lot together, him and that pot. “Fare you well, old friend.” The pot did not reply.”

— Joe Abercrombie

262. “I find hope is best abandoned early,’ muttered Temple.”

— Joe Abercrombie

263. “He trusted to God, since there was no one else. He hoped for heaven. But he fully expected the alternative.”

— Joe Abercrombie

264. “Oftentimes,’ murmured Whirrun, ’a man’s better served embracing his pain than trying to escape it. Things are smaller when you face ’em.”

— Joe Abercrombie

265. “Never trust a man beyond his own interests.”

— Joe Abercrombie

266. “But it is easy to speak of the past, impossible to go there. I am powerful in ways you can only dream, yet I am still a prisoner of what I have done. I can never escape the cell I have made for myself. Things are what they are.”

— Joe Abercrombie

267. “Killing a man by accident had made her a villain. Killing another on purpose had made her a hero. But all she could do was frown at the body as they dragged it out, and feel there was something very odd in all this.”

— Joe Abercrombie

268. “What is love anyway, but finding someone who suits you? Someone who makes up for your shortcomings? Someone you can work with. Work on.”

— Joe Abercrombie

269. “That was an age of great men doing what was right... This is an age of little men doing what they must.”

— Joe Abercrombie

270. “You keep your wine in a paper bag, you shouldn’t be too upset when it leaks.”

— Joe Abercrombie

271. “That’s what courage is. Taking your disappointments and your failures, your guilt and your shame, all the wounds received and inflicted, and sinking them in the past. Starting again. Damning yesterday and facing tomorrow with your head held high. Times change. It’s those that see it coming, and plan for it, and change themselves to suit that prosper.”

— Joe Abercrombie

272. “But I guess you learn to stop hoping, after a while. Life teaches you to expect the worst, eh?”

— Joe Abercrombie

273. “Logen pulled the knife out of his boot and rammed the blade into the side of the giant’s neck. He looked surprised, for just a moment, then blood dribbled from his mouth and down his chin. He let go of Logen’s shirt, stumbled back, spun slowly round, bounced off one of the stones and crashed on his face. Seemed that Logen’s father had been right. You can never have too many knives.”

— Joe Abercrombie

274. “Winning made people friendly. Winning too much made them nervous.”

— Joe Abercrombie

275. “We’re all like children, Rikke. The older you get, the more you realise the grown-ups won’t suddenly walk in and set things right. You want things right, you have to put ’em right yourself.”

— Joe Abercrombie

276. “As a writer, you have to first of all write what you want to. Listen to advice, by all means, but don’t get bogged down in it.”

— Joe Abercrombie

277. “A man with a missing eye after a man with a missing finger. There’s a song in there somewhere, I reckon.”

— Joe Abercrombie

278. “I despise violence. It is the last tool of feeble minds.”

— Joe Abercrombie

279. “Men are brittle, I reckon. They don’t bend into new shapes. They get broken into them. Crushed into them.”

— Joe Abercrombie

280. “And Yarvi realized that Death does not bow to each person who passes her, does not sweep out her arm respectfully to show the way, speaks no profound words, unlocks no bolts. The key upon her chest is never needed, for the Last Door stands always open. She herds the dead through impatiently, needles of rank or fame or quality. She has an ever-lengthening queue to get through. A blind procession, inexhaustible.”

— Joe Abercrombie

281. “If you judge your thoughts worth hearing, pronounce them proudly, push them to every corner of the chamber, fill the hall with your hopes and desires and make every listener share them! If you are ashamed of your thoughts, better to leave a silence.”

— Joe Abercrombie

282. “Every man who’s worth a damn feels fear. It’s the use you make of it that counts.”

— Joe Abercrombie

283. “Rising early. Of course. The second greatest virtue. It comes just behind ruthlessness.”

— Joe Abercrombie

284. “Magnificent,’ muttered Glokta, stretching out his aching back and squinting up, the pure white stone almost painful to look at in the afternoon glare. ‘Seeing this, one could almost believe in God.’ If one didn’t know better.”

— Joe Abercrombie

285. “One step at a time,’ he muttered to himself as he clambered up the slope. That was the only way to look at it. If you clenched your teeth hard enough, and took enough strides, you could get anywhere. One painful, weary, freezing, guilty step at a time.”

— Joe Abercrombie

286. “Never doubt another’s choices, I say. You can’t know his reasons.”

— Joe Abercrombie

287. “The gods hate those who plan badly, and help those with good friends, good swords, and good sense. Worry less about what the gods might do and more about what you can, that’s my advice.”

— Joe Abercrombie

288. “Knowledge is so often the antidote to fear. But not here. Not now.”

— Joe Abercrombie

289. “Once you set your mind on killing, it is hard to choose the number of the dead.”

— Joe Abercrombie

290. “Glorious victories make fine songs, Yarvi, but inglorious ones are no worse once the bards are done with them. Glorious defeats, meanwhile, are just defeats.”

— Joe Abercrombie

291. “There are few ills a good cup of tea won’t help with.”

— Joe Abercrombie

292. “A name to fill strong men with fear or courage, depending on which side they stand.”

— Joe Abercrombie

293. “One need not love one’s enemy, or even fear him, to desire peace. One need only love oneself.”

— Joe Abercrombie

294. “Aye, well, one person’s mad is another’s remarkable.”

— Joe Abercrombie

295. “I have a plan,” said Nothing. “Does it involve a sword?” asked Jaud. A pause. “All my plans do.” “Do you have a sword?” Another. “No.” “How will your plan work without one?” muttered Sumael. A third. “Death waits for us all.”

— Joe Abercrombie

296. “The memories of our glories fade, and rot away into half-arsed anecdotes, thin and unconvincing as some other bastard’s lies. The failures, the disappointments, the regrets, they stay raw as the moments they happened.”

— Joe Abercrombie

297. “News spoils quick, friend, like milk.’ ‘I say it gets better if carefully kept, like wine.’ ‘I’m glad you like the vintage, but I ain’t buying yesterday’s news.”

— Joe Abercrombie

298. “All things considered, and well against the run of luck, he reckoned he’d come out alright. Might be he’d lost an eye down here in Styria. Might be he was leaving no richer than when he’d stepped off the boat. But he was a better man, of that he’d no doubt. A wiser man. Used to be he was his own worst enemy. Now he was everyone else’s.”

— Joe Abercrombie

299. “Vengeance is a fleeting thrill. The doubts, we carry to our graves.”

— Joe Abercrombie

300. “The people far prefer a leader who appears great, to one who is.”

— Joe Abercrombie