Top 500 Kristen Ashley Quotes (2025 Update)
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401. “A woman like you should have had a momma who loved her. A daddy who adored her. Friends who thought the world of her. She should have grown up every day knowing that straight to her soul, never doubting it, not for a second.”

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402. “Holy crap, this is Dynasty except British with a better wardrobe and set in the early 1900s,” I whispered to the TV.”

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403. “Tack walked to his kids, grabbing Tabby behind her head first. He pulled her in and kissed the top. He repeated this with his son.”

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404. “She was three years ago, Eliza. I loved her. That fact doesn’t change. I loved her and she wrecked me when she left because that was how much I loved her. I’m not going to apologise for that or deny it or walk on eggshells with you about it while we figure out what we got and why it’s so fuckin’ good and so fuckin’ intense and so fuckin’ everything.”

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405. “You should feel free to feel how you want and don’t think of what people think.”

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406. “In terms I hope you’ll understand, darling, in fairytales, the prince vanquishes the wicked queen. The evil stepmother. The malicious goblin. In real life, Daisy, to avenge wrong done to his princess, if the need arises, the prince puts a bullet in somebody’s brain.”

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407. “This is give-and-take, you and me. You gotta learn to let me give so that means you gotta learn to take.” “And when do I give and you take?” “Every day, sometimes more than once, when you tell me you really like me when you mean somethin’ else and I know my future includes hearin’ you comin’ home sayin’ ‘hey, puppy’ to Buford.”

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408. “Totally could oust a government in a small South American country.” That made me laugh.”

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409. “Tack and I got married in a vineyard.”

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410. “Cookie, pay attention. I’m gonna give you everything.”

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411. “Liam “Lee” Nightingale could hotwire any car going. He had both a Mustang and a motorcycle, started smoking when he was thirteen, was rumored to be able to get a girl pregnant by just looking at her and was also voted Best Smile.”

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412. “There were times when you humored a woman, even if you were a crazy man unafraid of flying bullets, and this was one of those times.”

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413. “I also knew that for three months, one of the things I seriously missed was making out with him.”

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414. “Yes, the jury was now out. Verdict: Mom liked Max for certain.”

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415. “Stick with me. Believe in me, Cady. Even if you don’t know what I’m asking. I’m still gonna ask it. Don’t give up no matter what.”

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416. “A man hurts your woman, you take yours from that man. You never take it from your woman.”

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417. “Boo was asking him who the hell he thought he was and also could he spare a few kitty treats for a poor, abused house cat?”

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418. “My peopole like to sing,” he informed her easily. “They like it best when they’re shitfaced.”

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419. “Heart and soul, belly and womb, I love you too, Deacon.”

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420. “If you want, I’ll gather all the things I don’t mind you smashing and put them on the coffee table, or an alternate option, I can go grab you a bottle of beer,” I offered. He.”

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421. “You’ve got your way, the way you are and the way you are with the ones you care about. And that tells me, a man gets in there, you give that to him, the children you give him, that man will be all kinds of lucky. And I’ve decided we’re gonna see if that man is me.”

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422. “Right, now he was a generous, scary, psychopath who was genius at throwing out compliments however they came and unbelievably arrogant.”

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423. “Take my advice, never heckle a drag queen. They’ll make mincemeat out of you.”

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424. “That woman in there with her mountain of Kleenex would be happy without peonies in August, Red. This is about him growin’ a pair, mannin’ up and tellin’ her he can’t hand her the world. She didn’t want the world. She wanted him. He didn’t have enough confidence in himself to believe that a woman like her would want a man like him and in the end, he took away the only thing she really ever wanted.”

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425. “No one knows what goes down between a woman and her man except that woman. Only thing they know is what went down with their own men.”

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426. “I shook my head and kept my mouth shut. I hoped Tex was long gone and calling 911. I feared that Tex was close and planning Armageddon.”

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427. “Just think of me as the shoe fairy.” Then he acted like he was bonking me on the head with an imaginary magic wand, “Make your own good memories in those shoes.” I gaped for a second, and then he winked at me. I couldn’t help it, so I smiled at him and then turned to Indy.”

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428. “Count your lucky stars you’re able to hold tight to your woman so you can weather the goddamned storm.”

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429. “Learned some things in my life, Duchess, one of the most important, you find a good woman, you take care of her.”

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430. “Stop talking to me. I’m trying to channel my head-crackin’ mamma jamma.”

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431. “You get home okay or are you deep in the mountains recovering from a ceremonial male bonding ritual after killing a bear?”

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432. “It’s extremely improper for me to call a young teenaged boy a douche,” I stated and everyone looked at me. “That said, Taylor is right. He was definitely a douche.”

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433. “Women are not short. They’re petite. They also are never middle-aged. They’re mature.”

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434. “Yeah. I’m like Yoda except taller, younger and hotter.”

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435. “My wife’s a goof.”

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436. “Truth be told, it hurt when I fell in love with Tack over tequila and he kicked me out of bed. But until that moment, I didn’t realize the hurt that burned deeper was seeing him with the brunette only a day later. He’d explained it. I hadn’t made an impression on him, and clearly that had changed since.”

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437. “You good?” he asked. Her answer was, “I have you.” He liked that answer but he had to be sure and he communicated this by saying, “Babe.” She got him and he knew this when she reiterated with emphasis, “Yes, Jake, of course I’m good. I have you.”

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438. “And it is no lie that this is the proudest moment of my life, gettin’ to walk you down that aisle.”

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439. “I was never okay but that wasn’t for then or ever, for him or anyone. It was just what it was and it was all for me.”

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440. “It would hurt someone normal,” I whispered. “I’m not normal. It isn’t like a phantom limb, something you had, used, needed and missed when it was gone. I never had that. I never had love. Devotion. Loyalty. You can’t miss something you’ve never had.”

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441. “I’m not a big goof. I’m a badass, even with a squirt gun. I totally kicked both their asses.”

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442. “I was also trying to control my mouth from opening and asking what was happening at the same time control my body from hurling itself in his arms.”

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443. “It was my experience the only people who didn’t tread cautiously with badasses were kids. They adored badasses and had no qualms approaching or engaging them in conversation. Badasses were kid magnets, and if the badass was a true badass, he had no qualms about this either.”

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444. “Lee leaned forward, caught me by the waistband of my jeans and hauled me back between his legs.”

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445. “He was hers. And he had been since she was fourteen. And she was his. She knew this. Because she had been since eternity.”

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446. “And I didn’t know how to feel the feeling I was feeling.”

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447. “You don’t belong to him, you belong to me.” “That’s insane too!” “Baby, you told me so your fuckin’ self.” “Sexual coercion.”

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448. “And maybe this was the us we were always meant to be and we should be that.”

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449. “You hold your spirit close to the surface for all to behold and it is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.”

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450. “One could say the messages Tack had been giving me since I met him were most assuredly mixed. One could also say the personalities Tack had been displaying since I met him were most assuredly multiple.”

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