Top 160 Laura C. Schlessinger Quotes (2026 Update)
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101. “It’s not the worst thing in the world to look different from everyone else.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

102. “Probably more than half of the people who go into psychology do so because they need help. I think it’s their way of feeling that they have control.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

103. “I’m involved in so many different things, and there are so many profound reactions to what I do because I am big counter culture.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

104. “It is attitude, infinitely more than circumstance, that determines the quality of life. Life is often quite tough, challenging us to choose between seemingly esoteric, intangible ideals and getting goodies or good vibes right now. You have character when you most often choose ideals.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

105. “Men are very easy- You treat them well, and they behave right. You don’t treat them well, and they don’t behave right.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

106. “The feeling of your baby taking nourishment from your body for the first time is amazing, and it remains the most touching moment of my life.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

107. “Some people seem to see compassion as being mushy.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

108. “Frankly, too many women treat their husbands as accessories instead of priorities.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

109. “Remember that feelings or emotions emanate from the more ancient, less evolved, lower part of the human brain, while thoughts are a product of our highly evolved, uniquely human, outer part of the brain.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

110. “Arguing with a man doesn’t work.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

111. “For a long time, I was a career woman and that was it.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

112. “I’m kind of a jock. I sail, I ride a bike, I hike, I pump iron. I just love to be active.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

113. “There is no movement without our own resistance.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

114. “I think I average one good sulk a week.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

115. “Well, I’m a Harley Babe.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

116. “Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

117. “The ultimate quality of your life is not in your resume, but in the minds and hearts of those you mean something to because you gave yourself to them.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

118. “Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

119. “I spent two yours of my life being anorexic, but I would never dream of throwing up – my God!”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

120. “Men are very easy to get along with- they just want to come home to something pleasant.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

121. “My way of thinking is better than yours.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

122. “Language is our way of communicating what we want and who we are.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

123. “My father was right. Unfortunately, he died before I could tell him.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

124. “We can be negative and cynical or we can be charged and hot wored to find a way through it, over it, around it under it.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

125. “I’m quite amused by the attempt to excuse not trying harder, by claiming that perfect is not possible; it may not be, but striving toward it as an ideal is! It is in the act of ‘striving’ that we demonstrate character, courage, and conscience.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

126. “The worst thing is the world is a defensive my-kid-can’t-do-anything-wrong parent.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

127. “Unless I have hallucinated, I have never made an anti-gay commentary, I have made anti-gay-activist-agenda commentaries.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

128. “Research indicates that most women want their man to earn more than they do.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

129. “The primary concern of the human animal is to avoid rejection and abandonment.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

130. “Did you hear what I said? It was very profound.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

131. “Other people do not owe me their availability.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

132. “Sometimes guys avoid things they don’t know how to do well.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

133. “You can’t marry boys and expect them to be men – and you can’t massage them into being men.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

134. “If you can’t handle the baggage, you’ll have to get out of the baggage room.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

135. “People from the most horrendous of childhoods can have good lives, but it comes down to a very seemingly simple word. ‘Choice.’”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

136. “There are so many responsible, nice, kind guys out there. Why marry a fixer-upper?”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

137. “Make believe I’m right.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

138. “In the history of humanity, women have never been as oppressed as they are right now. Men can make babies with us and then walk away.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

139. “That’s your life. Get used to it. Don’t get mad at me- you married him.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

140. “Distance lasts a day. But Reality lasts a lifetime.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

141. “That which is horrifying to you don’t do to anybody else.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

142. “I want to be able to say what’s on my mind and in my heart and what I think is helpful and useful without somebody getting angry, some special interest group deciding this is the time to silence a voice of dissent and attack affiliates, attack sponsors. I’m sort of done with that.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

143. “I haven’t yelled at anybody today. It’s been a slow day.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

144. “Depth has one address: fidelity in love...”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

145. “If you want a weak man, you might as well marry a woman.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

146. “There’s no battered woman alive who didn’t know in advance that the man was bad.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

147. “I was in college in the ’60s, and the whole feminist movement had swept me up.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

148. “There are probably more internet hate sites about me than Charles Manson.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

149. “Most of the women who complain that they are not getting what they want from their husbands should stop and look at how disrespectful and disdainful they are of them.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

150. “Everyone’s related to someone who robbed a bank or did something.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger