Top 160 Laura C. Schlessinger Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “Isn’t it nice to know that you can put a worm on your hook and get a fish all charged up?”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

102. “I’m kind of a jock. I sail, I ride a bike, I hike, I pump iron. I just love to be active.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

103. “Some people seem to see compassion as being mushy.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

104. “It is attitude, infinitely more than circumstance, that determines the quality of life. Life is often quite tough, challenging us to choose between seemingly esoteric, intangible ideals and getting goodies or good vibes right now. You have character when you most often choose ideals.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

105. “People are like nations-if you help them a lot, they hate you.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

106. “Probably more than half of the people who go into psychology do so because they need help. I think it’s their way of feeling that they have control.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

107. “For a long time, I was a career woman and that was it.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

108. “Well, I’m a Harley Babe.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

109. “I’m involved in so many different things, and there are so many profound reactions to what I do because I am big counter culture.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

110. “Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

111. “There is little reason left for society to respect women as it once did. Women get knocked up. They don’t marry. They have abortions. They go to bars. They get knocked up again.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

112. “My way of thinking is better than yours.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

113. “My father was right. Unfortunately, he died before I could tell him.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

114. “I’m quite amused by the attempt to excuse not trying harder, by claiming that perfect is not possible; it may not be, but striving toward it as an ideal is! It is in the act of ‘striving’ that we demonstrate character, courage, and conscience.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

115. “Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

116. “I think I average one good sulk a week.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

117. “There is no movement without our own resistance.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

118. “The ultimate quality of your life is not in your resume, but in the minds and hearts of those you mean something to because you gave yourself to them.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

119. “Unless I have hallucinated, I have never made an anti-gay commentary, I have made anti-gay-activist-agenda commentaries.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

120. “Children are not a right, they are a privileged obligation.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

121. “I spent two yours of my life being anorexic, but I would never dream of throwing up – my God!”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

122. “You can’t marry boys and expect them to be men – and you can’t massage them into being men.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

123. “The primary concern of the human animal is to avoid rejection and abandonment.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

124. “Sometimes guys avoid things they don’t know how to do well.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

125. “Distance lasts a day. But Reality lasts a lifetime.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

126. “Research indicates that most women want their man to earn more than they do.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

127. “We can be negative and cynical or we can be charged and hot wored to find a way through it, over it, around it under it.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

128. “Other people do not owe me their availability.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

129. “There are so many responsible, nice, kind guys out there. Why marry a fixer-upper?”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

130. “Depth has one address: fidelity in love...”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

131. “Language is our way of communicating what we want and who we are.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

132. “That’s your life. Get used to it. Don’t get mad at me- you married him.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

133. “The commandment to honor parents was given to ensure that the elderly, although they may not feel wanted by family or society, are still given their appropriate reward.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

134. “The worst thing is the world is a defensive my-kid-can’t-do-anything-wrong parent.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

135. “That which is horrifying to you don’t do to anybody else.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

136. “I want to be able to say what’s on my mind and in my heart and what I think is helpful and useful without somebody getting angry, some special interest group deciding this is the time to silence a voice of dissent and attack affiliates, attack sponsors. I’m sort of done with that.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

137. “Did you hear what I said? It was very profound.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

138. “People from the most horrendous of childhoods can have good lives, but it comes down to a very seemingly simple word. ‘Choice.’”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

139. “Make believe I’m right.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

140. “Men are very easy to get along with- they just want to come home to something pleasant.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

141. “If you can’t handle the baggage, you’ll have to get out of the baggage room.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

142. “I haven’t yelled at anybody today. It’s been a slow day.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

143. “I was in college in the ’60s, and the whole feminist movement had swept me up.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

144. “If you want a weak man, you might as well marry a woman.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

145. “In the history of humanity, women have never been as oppressed as they are right now. Men can make babies with us and then walk away.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

146. “There’s no battered woman alive who didn’t know in advance that the man was bad.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

147. “Everyone’s related to someone who robbed a bank or did something.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

148. “There are probably more internet hate sites about me than Charles Manson.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

149. “In the end analysis, all we have is who we are and the way we have lived our lives.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger

150. “Going into therapy doesn’t guarantee poop on toast.”

— Laura C. Schlessinger