Top 400 Lauren Asher Quotes (2026 Update)
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201. “What kind of person is so lonely, they wold willingly text someone with a pseudonym? The one desperate to be loved back.”

— Lauren Asher

202. “Only a masochist runs for fun.”

— Lauren Asher

203. “Honestly, what does it take for someone like him to smile? Stealing candy from babies? Blood sacrifices? Watching live feeds of families having their homes foreclosed on? I need to know.”

— Lauren Asher

204. “She feels perfect in my arms, and I’m tempted to keep her tucked beside me where I can protect her from all the darkness in the world, including myself.”

— Lauren Asher

205. “Hermoso imbecil.”

— Lauren Asher

206. “Apologizing doesn’t mean anything when you have no intention of fixing the problem in the first place.”

— Lauren Asher

207. “He poked and prodded until I spiraled, turning myself into a copy of the person I resent most. Him.”

— Lauren Asher

208. “Because words have meaning, and your actions cheapen them.”

— Lauren Asher

209. “If she’s the princess who picks wildflowers and radiates sunshine, then I’m the beast.”

— Lauren Asher

210. “You are so much more than you let on – but in a way that makes you priceless.”

— Lauren Asher

211. “You and Cami aren’t a deal. You two are a lottery jackpot, and it’s time someone treated you both that way.”

— Lauren Asher

212. “I might be cold, rude, and distant, but I’m not blind. My whole job is about evaluating assets and it turns out that you’re my biggest one.”

— Lauren Asher

213. “Seriously, this man is a whole other level of irresistible. He cooks, he babysits, and he’s grumpy. My kind of kryptonite.”

— Lauren Asher

214. “I’d buy you the whole damn night sky if I could.”

— Lauren Asher

215. “He kisses the top of my head with a sigh. Eventually, my heart rate settles, the steady thump lulling me to sleep. “I love you,” he whispers into the dark. I’ve heard the words hundreds of times from his lips, yet they still manage to take my breath away every single time.”

— Lauren Asher

216. “I wish to find someone who appreciates my presence instead of destroying it.”

— Lauren Asher

217. “His lips press together in a poor attempt to hide his smile. “You’re a crazy plant lady.” “Please. I haven’t officially earned that title until I have a greenhouse of my own.”

— Lauren Asher

218. “So what if you failed? You’re never going to accomplish anything worthwhile if you keep to your comfort zone.”

— Lauren Asher

219. “It’s hard knowing everyone had a front-row seat to the lowest moment of my life.”

— Lauren Asher

220. “You’re so stunning that it hurts to stare at you for long periods of time.”

— Lauren Asher

221. “Blink twice if you’re still in love with me.”

— Lauren Asher

222. “Mistakes can be forgotten but wasted time can never be earned back.”

— Lauren Asher

223. “You’re going to race again! In a race car! With those sexy suits and champagne podiums!”

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224. “I chose wrong when I left her the last time. She was supposed to be better off without me, but her obvious loneliness has proved the exact opposite. Lana was surviving – not thriving – and I have only myself to blame. And I don’t plan on making the same mistake again.”

— Lauren Asher

225. “Every single cell in my body explodes when his tongue brushes against my skin.”

— Lauren Asher

226. “Save your display for the cameras.” Declan wraps his arm around me. While his gesture comes off robotic, I appreciate his ability to try to make this look legitimate. Try being the key word. He’s stiffer than my nana’s cocktails, and those suckers can get anyone drunk from a single cup.”

— Lauren Asher

227. “What can I say? I’m a sucker for never saying no, because how can I look that poor older man in the face and decline seeing photos of his little tater tot? His words, not mine.”

— Lauren Asher

228. “Because I would have rather known what it felt like to have had you for a summer than to have not had you at all.”

— Lauren Asher

229. “I don’t want to see the world through rose-colored glasses. I want to see it with a wildflower heart like yours, desperately chasing after what makes me happy, wild, and free. And most of all, I want to chase after it with you.”

— Lauren Asher

230. “Alana has a daughter. A five-year-old daughter with dirty blond hair and big blue eyes eerily like mine. With me sitting down, we’re nearly the same height, although she has a couple of extra inches on me from this angle.”

— Lauren Asher

231. “I always thought we were meant to be. I might have screwed up the timing a bit, but that doesn’t change the fact that there is no one I want more in this world than you.”

— Lauren Asher

232. “Some kisses stoke a passion. Some kisses heal the soul. Kissing Chloe is a combination of two – the sweetest medicine that leads to a lifelong addiction.”

— Lauren Asher

233. “I’ll never be satisfied until I know every dark secret that goes on inside of your pretty little mind.”

— Lauren Asher

234. “She’s insane. There’s no other way to describe someone who coos at plants like they’re children.”

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235. “To my family,” Leo begins. “A man’s legacy shouldn’t be determined by how much money he made or how successful he was, but rather by the memory he left behind and the way he made people feel.” Leo pauses to look up from the letter. “What?” Declan grunts. “Sorry. Your grandfather noted that I should pause for dramatic effect.”

— Lauren Asher

236. “My whole job is about evaluating assets and it turns out that you’re my biggest one.”

— Lauren Asher

237. “I could never win again and be perfectly fine so long as you’re by my side. In my bed. I like you a lot.”

— Lauren Asher

238. “It’s hot. He’s hot. The whole damn situation is hot.”

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239. “Sorry. The feminism left my body the moment you mentioned spiders.”

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240. “A man like me could get addicted to a touch like hers.”

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241. “Lana shoots me a look. “You’re spoiling her.” “And I’m loving every second of it.” My smile widens.”

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242. “I want to be broken with you.”

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243. “No more lies, no more secrets, and sure as hell no more people telling me what to do or how to live my life.”

— Lauren Asher

244. “Screw guys in backward ball caps and gray sweatpants. Men in hard hats and work boots are my new kink, thanks to Construction Ken standing in front of me with muscular arms and killer cheekbones.”

— Lauren Asher

245. “She lets out a soft laugh that reverberates through my chest like someone smashed a damn gong with a sledgehammer in there.”

— Lauren Asher

246. “My beautiful angel. Too wicked for heaven, too good for hell.”

— Lauren Asher

247. “His intoxicating cologne short-circuits my brain cells.”

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248. “What are you watching?” I take a seat on the couch and grab a donut. “Formula 1.” “Don’t they have a race in Indiana or something?” His heavy sigh of disappointment can be heard a mile away. “You’re right. This marriage will never work.”

— Lauren Asher

249. “I hate it. I love it. I shouldn’t let it ever happen again.”

— Lauren Asher

250. “Be patient with yourself and trust the process.”

— Lauren Asher