Top 140 Laurence J. Peter Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “You don’t need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.”

— Laurence J. Peter

52. “In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.”

— Laurence J. Peter

53. “Poetry is that which is lost in translation.”

— Laurence J. Peter

54. “Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”

— Laurence J. Peter

55. “Prejudice is one of the world’s greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.”

— Laurence J. Peter

56. “Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.”

— Laurence J. Peter

57. “Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.”

— Laurence J. Peter

58. “Many live by their wits but few by their wit.”

— Laurence J. Peter

59. “Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.”

— Laurence J. Peter

60. “He laughs best whose laugh lasts.”

— Laurence J. Peter

61. “Good followers do not become good leaders.”

— Laurence J. Peter

62. “A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.”

— Laurence J. Peter

63. “It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.”

— Laurence J. Peter

64. “Ignorance once dispelled is difficult to reestablish.”

— Laurence J. Peter

65. “As individuals we tend to climb to our levels of incompetence. We behave as though up is better and more is better, and yet all around us we see the tragic victims of this mindless escalation.”

— Laurence J. Peter

66. “We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don’t like.”

— Laurence J. Peter

67. “In most hierarchies, supercompetence is more objectionable than incompetence.”

— Laurence J. Peter

68. “In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties.”

— Laurence J. Peter

69. “Dr. Peter observed that one reason so many employees are incompetent is that the skills required to get a job often have nothing to do with what is required to do the job itself. The skills required to run a great political campaign have little to do with the skills required to govern.”

— Laurence J. Peter

70. “An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.”

— Laurence J. Peter

71. “Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.”

— Laurence J. Peter

72. “Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.”

— Laurence J. Peter

73. “The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world.”

— Laurence J. Peter

74. “There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.”

— Laurence J. Peter

75. “America is a country that doesn’t know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.”

— Laurence J. Peter

76. “Many an optimist has become rich simply by buying out a pessimist.”

— Laurence J. Peter

77. “America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.”

— Laurence J. Peter

78. “It’s strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.”

— Laurence J. Peter

79. “Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.”

— Laurence J. Peter

80. “The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.”

— Laurence J. Peter

81. “A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.”

— Laurence J. Peter

82. “All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man’s ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.”

— Laurence J. Peter

83. “Two can live as cheaply as one – if they both have good jobs.”

— Laurence J. Peter

84. “An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.”

— Laurence J. Peter

85. “Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn’t.”

— Laurence J. Peter

86. “Only mediocrities rise to the top in a system that won’t tolerate wave making.”

— Laurence J. Peter

87. “Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.”

— Laurence J. Peter

88. “If you can’t keep up, drag them down to your level.”

— Laurence J. Peter

89. “A man convinced against his will is not convinced.”

— Laurence J. Peter

90. “When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.”

— Laurence J. Peter

91. “Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.”

— Laurence J. Peter

92. “You can always tell a real friend; when you’ve made a fool of yourself, he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”

— Laurence J. Peter

93. “A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.”

— Laurence J. Peter

94. “Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form.”

— Laurence J. Peter

95. “If at first you don’t succeed, lie, lie again.”

— Laurence J. Peter

96. “I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother’s ability for spending money, and my father’s ability for not earning it.”

— Laurence J. Peter

97. “Any government, whether it is a democracy, a dictatorship, a communistic or free enterprise bureaucracy, will fall when its hierarchy reaches an intolerable state of maturity.”

— Laurence J. Peter

98. “When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that’s life.”

— Laurence J. Peter

99. “The modern child will answer you back before you’ve said anything.”

— Laurence J. Peter

100. “You shouldn’t punish others for your own choices.”

— Laurence J. Peter