Top 350 Laurie Halse Anderson Quotes (2024 Update)
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251. “I am super proud of being an American, but we fail our veterans every day.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

252. “I wish America would stop judging and criticizing teens and instead, try to understand the battles they have to fight every day.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

253. “You’d be shocked at how many adults are already dead inside, walking around with no clue, waiting for a heart attack or cancer to finish the job. When people don’t express themselves, they die one piece at a time. It’s the saddest thing I know.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

254. “It doesn’t matter where I go, I don’t want to be there. And then I get to the next place, and I don’t want to be there either.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

255. “She even tried to teach us the difference between active voice – “I snarfed the Oreos” – and passive voice – “The Oreos got snarfed.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

256. “You look like yourself. Nobody else. Trust me, that’s a good thing.”

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257. “The winds of the desert have names. They feed on the bodies of broken children and rip out the beating hearts of men.”

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258. “Love messes you up and makes you do strange things.”

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259. “The stars folded themselves away as the sun peeked above the horizon and cracked open the sky and I kissed him and we laughed and it was good.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

260. “In the spring of fifth grade, the boob fairy arrived with her wand and smacked Cassie wicked hard.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

261. “If I weren’t so tired, I’d shove trust and issue down the garbage disposal and let it run all day.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

262. “Halloween – the day when we could pretend to be whatever we wanted – seemed to be letting everyone be who they really were.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

263. “I want to confess everything, hand over the guilt and mistake and anger to someone else.”

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264. “Keep home in your heart, where no one can steal it.”

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265. “I have ten bucks in my pocket – what to spend it on? French fries – ten dollars’ worth of french fries, ultimate fantasy.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

266. “Odysseus had twenty years to shed his battle skin. My grandfather left the battlefield in France and rode home in a ship that crawled across the ocean slowly so he could catch his breath. I get on a plane in hell and get off, hours later, at home.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

267. “Kids are mostly very resilient.”

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268. “Grandma frowned and yelled something in Russian. She could have been saying, ‘Open up, your best friend is here.’ On the other hand, it could have been, ‘America is a great country because of canned ravioli.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

269. “I would never be popular. I didn’t want to be; I liked being shy. I’d never be the smartest or the hottest or the happiest. By eighth grade you start to figure out your limits.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

270. “Maybe I’ll be an artist if I grow up.”

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271. “There is no safer. There’s not even safe, never has been.”

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272. “You can’t speak up for your right to be silent. That’s letting the bad guys win.”

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273. “A wide valley of the dead spread out below me, hundreds of them gently tucked into the ground in neat rows, their whispers frozen into the stones above them: I am here. I was here. Remember me. Remember.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

274. “I bet they’d be divorced by now if I hadn’t been born. I’m sure I was a huge disappointment. I’m not pretty or smart or athletic. I’m just like them – an ordinary drone dressed in secrets and lies. I can’t believe we have to keep playacting until I graduate. It’s a shame we can’t just admit that we have failed family living, sell the house, split up the money, and get on with our lives.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

275. “If I run or breathe too deep, the cheap stitches holding me together will snap, and all the stickiness inside will pour out and burn through the concrete.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

276. “Maybe your son didn’t get that job because he’s not good enough. Or he’s lazy. Or the other guy was better than him, no matter what his skin color. I think the white people who have been here for two hundred years are the ones pulling down the country. They don’t know how to work – they’ve had it too easy.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

277. “Does being forced to sit in time-out ever make little kids stop putting cats in the dishwasher or drawing on white walls with purple marker? Of course not. It teaches them to be sneaky and guarantees that when they get to high school they’ll love detention because it’s a great place to sleep.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

278. “It had been a good day, all things considered. I had managed rather well on my own. I opened Grandfather’s Bible. This is what it would be like when I had my own shop, or when I traveled abroad. I would always read before sleeping. One day, I’d be so rich I would have a library full of novel to choose from. But I would always end the evening with a Bible passage.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

279. “Gracie’s father was an engineer, her mother an accountant. I couldn’t picture either one of them yelling or throwing things or having affairs. I could see my dad doing stuff like that. Trish sure did. But Dad carried a war in his skull, and Trish was a drunk. Gracie’s parents didn’t have anything like that to deal with, but their daughter was falling apart on the bathroom floor.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

280. “On the morning of my Born Day, I thought my problems were over. That I’d grown from Changeling to Amazon. That I was ready to be a warrior. Instead, I lost everything. Everyone. I lost myself, too.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

281. “She turns to us, acts surprised to see us, then does the bit with the back of the hand to the forehead. “You’re lost!” “You’re angry!” “You’re in the wrong school!” “You’re in the wrong country!” “You’re on the wrong planet!”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

282. “Never forget that women are people, not furniture. They aren’t sofas to be jumped around on at your leisure.”

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283. “When I was a real girl, my mother fed me her glass dreams one spoonful at a time. Harvard. Yale. Princeton. Duke. Undergrad. Med school. Internship, residency, God. She’d brush my hair and braid it with long words, weaving the Latin roots and Greek branches into my head so memorizing anatomy would come easy.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

284. “Out there on the edge, the spinning of the Earth had slowed to give us the time we need to start finding each other again.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

285. “But that’s the wrong question. Ask why everyone else is so pathetically stupid and why they’re always whining about detention, I should get a medal for not slapping people in the face every day.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

286. “I was the reason she didn’t run away freshman year. I was the reason she didn’t eat a bottle of sleeping pills when her boyfriend cheated on her. I listened for hours when her parents yelled and tried to stuff her into a mannequin shell that didn’t fit. I understood what triggered her earthquakes, most of them.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

287. “It wasn’t my fault. ANd I’m not going to let it kill me. I can grow.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

288. “No wonder the zombies were crazy. They thought they were supposed to practice breeding before they learned how to do their own laundry. They talked about it, thought about it, maybe did it, all while going through the motions of attending class and learning stuff so that they could go forth and become productive adults. Whatever that was supposed to mean.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

289. “David stares at Mr. Neck, looks at the flag for a minute, then picks up his books and walks out of the room. He says a million things without saying a word. I make a note to study David Petrakis. I have never heard a more eloquent silence.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

290. “When people don’t express themselves, they die one piece at a time. You’d be shocked at how many adults are really dead inside – walking through their days with no idea who they are.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

291. “Censorship is the child of fear and the father of ignorance. Our children cannot afford to have the truth of the world withheld from them. They need us to be brave enough to give them great books so they can learn how to grow up into the men and women we want them to be.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

292. “My timing is perfect, and I wind up in a traffic jam. The cars around me are driven by fat cows and bellowing bulls. We roll along, six mph. I can run faster than this. We brake. They chew their cud and moo into their phones until the herd shifts gears and rolls forward again.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

293. “I would be lucky to get an invitation to my own funeral, with my reputation.”

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294. “I stand on the edge of a cliff, wondering if I’m going to fall or jump.”

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295. “This is an uglynasty Momside. She bought a book about it. Tough love. Sour sugar. Barbed velvet. Silent talk.”

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296. “The yellow sun rose, a giant balloon filled with prayers and hopes and promise.”

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297. “Mostly I watch the scary movies playing on the inside of my eyelids.”

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298. “God crackles over the intercom and tells Mr. Freeman he’s late for a faculty meeting.”

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299. “It takes more to scare me now.”

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300. “It is a pretend question, one he asked so he could give the answer. I relax. This is like when my father complains about his boss. The best thing to do is to stay awake and blink sympathetically.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson