Top 250 Lev Grossman Quotes (2024 Update)
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151. “If this was madness it was an entirely new kind of madness, as yet undocumented in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. She had nerdophrenia. She was dorkotic.”

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152. “Becoming an author changes your attitude too. Once you see where books come from, and how they’re made, they never seem quite as sacred again.”

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153. “People – me included – want to get excited about books. Good books are a good thing.”

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154. “A Fillory without a god. It was a radical notion. But he thought about it, and it didn’t seem like a terrible one. They would be on their own this time – the kings, the queens, the people, the animals, the spirits, the monsters. They’d have to decide what was right and just and fair for themselves.”

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155. “Her depressive tendency, the flip side of her manic streak, was stirring. Why were they even doing this? it wanted to know. What a waste of time, of effort. Of pencils. Plum needed to get moving, but she was having trouble attaching meanings to things; the meanings kept peeling off like old stickers.”

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156. “I’m a fantasy writer. I don’t do SF. This is important to me. If you’re not clear on what genre you’re in, everything gets muddled, and it’s hard to know which rules you’re breaking.”

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157. “I think for a long time, I was paralyzed by some of my hopes and ideals for what my life was going to be like. I had this perfect vision of how my life should go, but it seemed – it was – impossible to realize, so I sat around for a long, long time doing almost nothing at all.”

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158. “There were things he’d been scared to face his whole life, and now that he was looking them in the eye they weren’t quite as scary as he first thought.”

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159. “The world around her, the straight world, the mundane world, had become to her a blowing wasteland. It was empty, a postapocalyptic world: empty stores, empty houses, stalled cars with the upholstery burned out of them, dead traffic lights swaying above empty streets. That missing afternoon in November had become a black hole that had sucked the entire rest of her life into it. And once you’d fallen past that Schwarzschild radius, it was pretty damn hard to claw your way back out again.”

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160. “The line between outside and inside is fuzzier in fantasy. Maybe that’s something people are looking for.”

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161. “My ultimate goal is to drive people back to the books, when I think of an adaptation.”

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162. “His whole personality was like an elaborate joke that he never stopped telling.”

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163. “Plum guessed it stood to reason that out of all these billions of books at least one of them had to be dragon porn.”

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164. “I’m happy to report that ‘The New Press’ is still in business to this day. But not thanks to me. I was a really bad publishing intern.”

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165. “I’m not one of your knockabout, knuckle-scarred, Internet-controversy-courting book critics. Occasionally I stumble into controversy accidentally, but not because I enjoy it. It’s probably just because I’m a weird person.”

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166. “Welcome to Facelessbook: an antisocial network.”

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167. “It wasn’t time yet. You’ll find it again, if you look hard enough.”

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168. “Maybe this was the only way it could have gone. You didn’t get the quest you wanted, you got the one you could do. That was the hard part, accepting that you didn’t get to choose which way you went.”

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169. “Once in a while an entire sub-sub-category that had long been thought safely dormant would take wing with an indescribable papery susurrus.”

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170. “It’s natural for a child to assume that his or her own childhood is unremarkable.”

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171. “And why not do the easiest possible thing? Because isn’t that always the best thing?”

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172. “The year since then had been peaceful and prosperous, and in some ways the mood was lighter in the castle with Josh and Poppy installed as King and Queen in place of Quentin and Julia, Fillory’s brooders-in-chief.”

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173. “Quentin was thin and tall, though he habitually hunched his shoulders in a vain attempt to brace himself against whatever blow was coming from the heavens, and which would logically hit the tall people first.”

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174. “Reading the Fillory books you would think that all one has to do is behave honorably and bravely and all will be well. What a lesson to teach young children. What a way to prepare them for the rest of their lives.”

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175. “The librarian thought the problem was just that the right books weren’t breeding with each other and proposed a forced mating program.”

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176. “I have no doubt there are magician psychopaths, and magician serial killers. I doubt Brakebills admissions is very good at screening for those.”

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177. “Quentin hadn’t planned on spending the rest of his afternoon – or morning, or whatever this was – taking a standardized test on an unknown subject, at an unknown educational institution, in some unknown alternate climatic zone where it was still summer.”

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178. “He’s so happy,” Eliot said dryly. “It’s like he cooked something and it came out looking like the picture in the cookbook.”

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179. “No one gets punished for anything. We do whatever we want, and that’s all we do, and nobody stops us, and nobody cares.”

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180. “My book group has one rule: no books for adults. We read young adult fiction only.”

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181. “Until now, I’ve been a kind of binge-writer – I’ll carve out five or six hours on a weekend day and make a large container of espresso and just bang out a lot of words.”

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182. “Never risking anything meant never having or doing or being anything either. Life is risk, it turned out.”

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183. “Whether or not he was in it, whether or not he could see or touch it, he’d thought there would always be a FIllory out there somewhere. He loved knowing it was there. It anchored his sense of happiness, the way a distant stockpile of gold might underwrite the value of a paper bill.”

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184. “He’d been free his whole life, if only he’d known it.”

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185. “He felt like he was coming back to life too. Not that he’d been dead, just... not quite alive. Something else.”

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186. “Being a writer can be isolating. It’s good to be among readers and booksellers.”

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187. “Maybe this was the only way it could have gone. You didn’t get the quest you wanted, you got the one you could do.”

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188. “Read everything. If you haven’t read everything, you’ll never be able to write anything.”

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189. “But the thing about monsters was, you couldn’t talk to them about it, because they wouldn’t admit they were monsters in the first place.”

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190. “This whole world was a processed petroleum product.”

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191. “I never thought about doing a sequel when I was actually writing ‘The Magicians.’ I only ever considered it a standalone.”

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192. “Facing up to the nightmare of the past is what gives you the power to build your future.”

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193. “Even on the first day we invaded Plover’s house we sensed the conundrum that Americans are faced with in England: they’re too frightened of English people to behave rudely to them, and too ignorant to know how to behave politely.”

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194. “Up through around twenty-five he’d never even thought about his back: it was a balanced, frictionless, self-regulating system. Now it felt like a busted gearbox into which somebody had chucked a handful of sand.”

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195. “This is a feeling that you had, Quentin, she said. Once, a very long time ago. A rare one. This is how you felt when you were eight years old, and you opened one of the Fillory books for the first time, and you felt awe and joy and hope and longing all at once. You felt them very strongly, Quentin. You dreamed of Fillory then, with a power and an innocence that not many people ever experience. That’s where all this began for you. You wanted the world to be better than it was.”

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196. “It wasn’t a place of worship, they explained, with a note of whinnying condescension, but a community devoted to the most absolute possible expression, or incarnation – or perhaps realization was an even better word – of the incomprehensibly complex but infinitely pure sylvan values of centaurhood, which Quentin’s fallen human brain could never hope to grasp. There was something distinctly German about the centaurs.”

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197. “When I was 35 I realized that I was still thinking a lot about what it would be like to go to Narnia. To really go – not just in a daydream, or in a children’s book, but what it would actually feel like, physically, psychologically, every other way. The idea was haunting me.”

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198. “He wanted to stick his finger in it and see what happened. Some story, some quest, started here, and he wanted to go on it. It felt fresh and clean and unsafe, nothing like the heavy warm lard of palace life. The protective plastic wrap had been peeled off.”

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199. “How often have I met and disliked writers whose books I love; and conversely, hated the books and then wound up liking the writer? Too often.”

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200. “I feel that’s one of the central questions of fantasy. What did we lose when we entered the 20th and 21st century, and how can we mourn what we lost, and what can we replace it with? We’re still asking those questions in an urgent way.”

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