Top 140 Louis Sachar Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “Tired,” said Jason. “S-L-E-E-P-Y. Tired.”

— Louis Sachar

102. “He gave it all to charity,” said my father. “Diabetes research, I can understand that. But cancer research? He didn’t even have cancer!”

— Louis Sachar

103. “Dana raised her hand. “I learned about exaggeration,” she said. “It was all my teacher ever talked about. We had like ten thousand tests on it, and the teacher would kill you if you didn’t spell it right.” “That’s very good, Dana!” said Mrs. Jewls. “You learned your lesson well.”

— Louis Sachar

104. “Normally Trapp would just sit back and let the opponents argue, but I think he was offended by her use of the word fixed. She had just called him stupid and lucky. Worse, she blamed his supposedly lucky play on his blindness.”

— Louis Sachar

105. “Well, it’s very distracting when we have to keep saying every card out loud,” complained East. “I’m sorry my partner’s blindness makes life so difficult for you,” said Gloria.”

— Louis Sachar

106. “Your parents are just trying to do what’s best for you,” said Carla. “A lot of people think counselors don’t belong in schools.” She shrugged. “I guess they’re afraid I might full your head with all kinds of crazy ideas.”

— Louis Sachar

107. “He’s not my dad,” Kaira said. “Just because he married my – As soon as I turn eighteen I’m firing his ass! Then I’ll call you.”

— Louis Sachar

108. “I’m Felix,” said the skinny guy. “This is my man Moses.”

— Louis Sachar

109. “An idea doesn’t die,” said Trapp. “It exists somewhere, in its own dimension, waiting to be perceived.”

— Louis Sachar

110. “The next time I get a cat, I’ll kill him. Then he’ll never run away,” said Kathy.”

— Louis Sachar

111. “You know what? I’m not going to describe anybody else as elderly. Let’s just say that if you take my age and double it, I would still have been the youngest person in the room, by a lot.”

— Louis Sachar

112. “Now come to the front of the line where you belong.”

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113. “These are the facts: The Walker boat smashed into Sam’s boat. Sam was shot and killed in the water. Katherine Barlow was rescued against her wishes. When they returned to the shore, she saw Mary Lou’s body lying on the ground. The donkey had been shot in the head. That all happened one hundred and ten years ago. Since then, not one drop of rain has fallen on Green Lake. You make the decision: Whom did God punish?”

— Louis Sachar

114. “In a few years, Camp Greenlake will be a girl scout camp.”

— Louis Sachar

115. “If a monster says hello to you, you should say hello to it. If you don’t, then I have to wonder which one of you is really the monster.”

— Louis Sachar

116. “The guy can’t chew his own food,” said the first boy. “So his dogs have to chew it up for him. Then they spit it out, and then he eats it.”

— Louis Sachar

117. “Well, not exactly. I got a C-minus on the paper I wrote about my idea for the ergie. So then.”

— Louis Sachar

118. “They had never had a nice teacher. They were terribly afraid of nice teachers.”

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119. “He didn’t want her to know that he didn’t understand, but what he didn’t realize was that she didn’t understand either, so that if he had just told her he didn’t understand, she would have understood, but when he told her he understood, then she didn’t understand.”

— Louis Sachar

120. “Passed away” seemed like an appropriate way of putting it. Over the next few days, I had this recurring image of Trapp sitting at the bridge table. He reaches into the bidding box, removes a pass card, and places it on the table. Then he slowly vanishes.”

— Louis Sachar

121. “Fly high, my baby bird, My angel, my only.”

— Louis Sachar

122. “Yes,” Leslie agreed. “Rondi showed excellent taste by not wearing the hat or the boots. They go so well together.”

— Louis Sachar

123. “That’s not weird,” said Jenny. “That’s normal. Try reading a story backward. That’s weird. I’m the weird one in this class.” “That’s a laugh!” said Rondi. “If you’re so weird, then how come you never asked Louis to kick you in the teeth? I’m the one who’s crazy!” “No, that’s not crazy,” said Todd. “I’ll tell.”

— Louis Sachar

124. “Sadly, in these rush-rush, hurry-hurry days, not too many young people study the art of paper clip bending. There are only a handful of master benders left in the whole world. And who knows, in ten or twenty years there might not be any. Everyone will have to switch to staples.”

— Louis Sachar

125. “One was a fast-talking, skinny white guy. With him was a big dude wearing a cowboy hat and boots.”

— Louis Sachar

126. “Some hunters like to shoot ostriches that have their heads buried in the sand.”

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127. “After all, you only have one life, so you should make the most of it.”

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128. “The reader is probably asking: Why would anyone go to Camp Green Lake? Most campers weren’t given a choice. Camp Green Lake is a camp for bad boys. If you take a bad boy and make him dig a hole every day in the hot sun, it will turn him into a good boy. That was what some people thought. Stanley Yelnats was given a choice. The judge said, “You may go to jail, or you may go to Camp Green Lake.” Stanley was from a poor family. He had never been to camp before.”

— Louis Sachar

129. “Mushroom Surprise.”

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130. “They walked for what seemed like a very long time, and still never came across the Mary Lou. Stanley was pretty sure they were heading in the right direction. He remembered that when they left the boat, they were headed toward the setting sun. Now they were headed toward the rising sun. He knew the sun didn’t rise and set exactly in the.”

— Louis Sachar

131. “That’s the Little Dipper. Hey, Armpit, what sign are you?” “This is my sign,” Armpit said, and gave him the finger.”

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132. “This was the eighteenth day in a row that the special was Mushroom Surprise. It was called Mushroom Surprise because it would have been a surprise if anybody had ever ordered it. No one ever did – except Louis, of course. That’s why they’d had it for eighteen days. There was always plenty left over.”

— Louis Sachar

133. “Wait a second. I don’t have to tell you. You already know. Todd was sent to your school.”

— Louis Sachar

134. “I’m not exactly the luckiest guy in the world.”

— Louis Sachar

135. “Allison,” said Mrs. Jewls. “You learned a very important secret today, and I don’t want you to tell any of the other children, not even Rondi.” “What was that?” asked Allison. She didn’t even know she had learned a secret. She loved secrets. “You learned that children are really smarter than their teachers,” said Mrs. Jewls. “Oh, that’s no secret,” said Allison. “Everybody knows that.”

— Louis Sachar

136. “So, you just told him all his cards?” East asked when we returned. “And he’s going to remember them?” asked West. “You can ask me,” my uncle said. “Despite my lack of eyesight, I can hear and speak.”

— Louis Sachar

137. “She was glad she really loved stories. Suddenly she made a face. “Oh, yuck!” she said. “What is it?” asked Mrs. Jewls. “What if I really love John, too?”

— Louis Sachar

138. “All too soon Stanley was back out on the lake, sticking his shovel into the dirt. X-Ray was right: the third hole was the hardest.”

— Louis Sachar

139. “In fact, they were much too cute to be children.”

— Louis Sachar

140. “Twenty-five Percent Slam.”

— Louis Sachar

141. “It was a box of tissues.”

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142. “So remember,” said Mr. Kidswatter. “And please be careful! Always check to see if a door is open before going through it. And if it’s not open, open it.”

— Louis Sachar

143. “With your help I can scratch both legs at the same time.” “No, never mind,” said Leslie. She walked up behind Louis, the yard teacher, and hopped on his shoulders. “Louis,” said Leslie. “I don’t know what to do with my toes.” Louis tugged her foot. “Yes, that is a serious problem,” he said, “but I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll take them off your hands for you, or rather, your feet. Just cut them off and.”

— Louis Sachar

144. “Mr. Sir stared at her. He had three long red marks slanting across the left side of his face. Stanley didn’t know if the redness was caused by her nail polish or his blood. It took a moment for the venom to sink in. Suddenly, Mr. Sir screamed and clutched his face with both hands. He let himself fall over, rolling off the hearth and onto the rug.”

— Louis Sachar

145. “But then a miracle happened. A new kid came to school. The new kid couldn’t talk. She had no teeth. She was almost bald. She was beautiful. Her name was Mavis Jewls. She was only four days old. She really was a new kid.”

— Louis Sachar