Top 500 Mariana Zapata Quotes (2025 Update)
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51. “What a sweet, lovely man-child, said no one ever.”

— Mariana Zapata

52. “Remember that idiotic question you asked me in the car? About what would happen when you can’t play soccer any longer?” He didn’t wait for any acknowledgment. “Nothing would happen. We would have a different adventure to go on. You are my best friend, my love, my playmate and my teammate. You’ll have a team with me wherever we are, with whatever we are playing.”

— Mariana Zapata

53. “Most people are too scared to ever put themselves in a position to be criticized. You shouldn’t care what they think if they don’t have the guts to do what you’re doing. You have to remember that too. The only opinion that really matters is your own and other people you respect. Everyone is scared of something, and perfection isn’t realistic. We’re humans, not robots.”

— Mariana Zapata

54. “Love to me was honesty. Being real. Knowing someone’s best and worst. Love was a push that said someone believed in you when you didn’t.”

— Mariana Zapata

55. “When life gives you lemons, you get to choose what you make out of them; it doesn’t always have to be lemonade.”

— Mariana Zapata

56. “I’m sorry for making it seem like you broke my heart. Sometimes I forget it got broken a long time before I met you.”

— Mariana Zapata

57. “The fact that I’d gone out to buy him hemorrhoid cream a couple of times probably helped solidify the lines in our friend zone.”

— Mariana Zapata

58. “It was a blinding kind of thing, this unbelievable friendship – this love – I had with and for him. It was mine and it made me happy, and I reveled in it.”

— Mariana Zapata

59. “Challenges were only hard if you went into them expecting not to succeed.”

— Mariana Zapata

60. “Lovin’ you is the easiest thing I’ve ever done, and it’s the easiest thing I’m ever gonna do.”

— Mariana Zapata

61. “Everyone deserves love, but there are people that don’t want it, no matter how desperately and truly you might give it to them.”

— Mariana Zapata

62. “What is Ivan’s favorite color?” I glanced at Ivan and made a face. “Black,” I answered, but mouthed like your heart. He rolled his eyes.”

— Mariana Zapata

63. “I wanted you to be my partner for years, dumbass. When Karina had told me you were thinking about switching to pairs, I had thought you would say something to me, even in passing as a joke. I thought you would say you were going to kick my ass, and I had planned on talking to you over it. But you never did. The next thing I knew, you had a partner. Some dipshit that wasn’t half as good as you.”

— Mariana Zapata

64. “Someone who makes me laugh.” The twitching went into overdrive. “Are you making stuff up?” Because, really? Kulti laughing? Ha.”

— Mariana Zapata

65. “No one ever told you how hard it was to make friends as an adult. But it was hard. Real hard.”

— Mariana Zapata

66. “You can’t break apart love’s properties and make it something it’s not. I knew that now.”

— Mariana Zapata

67. “Hi, Jasmine!” one of them greeted, a nice girl who, as far as I could remember, had always gone out of her way to be friendly to me. “Hi, Jasmine,” the girl beside her said too.”

— Mariana Zapata

68. “I’m about five seconds away from going to kick Jonathan’s mom’s ass, and then kicking her mom’s ass afterward to teach them both a lesson.”

— Mariana Zapata

69. “You suck, Meatball,” he called out a second before I knew the music was about to start. But I love you, his lips formed.”

— Mariana Zapata

70. “I’m still friends with people who have done me wrong because I know they’re sorry. Doesn’t mean I have to trust them as much as I used to.”

— Mariana Zapata

71. “My abuela, God rest her soul, had always told me you get a lot more out of life being nice than being a cabrona.”

— Mariana Zapata

72. “He’d been buck naked and had yelled like I’d gone in there to kill him, screaming with two hands covering his privates, “Don’t look at my nuggets!”

— Mariana Zapata

73. “I haven’t done a single thing in my life to deserve you, schnecke, but I will never give up on you, and I won’t let you give up on me.”

— Mariana Zapata

74. “Bein’ around you has always made me happy. Even when you were a baby, you were always makin’ me laugh.” His head tilted forward, and I barely heard him, but I did. “You still do. That’s why I... that’s why I’m always botherin’ you. You make everything fun. Everything good. You’ve always been my favourite girl, kiddo. Hands down.”

— Mariana Zapata

75. “This was about the baby chewing away at a toy in a way that made my nipples have PTSD from when I had breastfed her before she’d decided she was done with my boobs.”

— Mariana Zapata

76. “Being judged and found lacking by the people who were supposed to love you never left anyone feeling all right.”

— Mariana Zapata

77. “You want me to pretend we’re getting married or something?”

— Mariana Zapata

78. “I needed to go help because it was the right thing to do and because I needed to be a role model for the boys. And running from obstacles wasn’t something they needed to learn from anyone.”

— Mariana Zapata

79. “Because no one else was as kind or selfless, as giving or as patient, as loving in all the little and the big ways, as he was. I’d never really known what I wanted most of my life, but this – him – was it.”

— Mariana Zapata

80. “That’s the girl I know. The one I partnered up with. The one I think is the best – and you better not ever ask me to repeat that because I won’t.”

— Mariana Zapata

81. “You say that as if there were anyone else in this world I would want. You have no idea what I feel for you.” He blinked and spat out something I never would have expected. “There is no gray area for me where you’re concerned. I don’t share, and I expect nothing less from you.”

— Mariana Zapata

82. “You are my equal, my partner, my teammate, my best friend.”

— Mariana Zapata

83. “People cried over endings, but sometimes you had to cry over new beginnings. I wouldn’t forget what I’d left. But I was going to be excited – at least as much as I could be – about this start and however it would end.”

— Mariana Zapata

84. “A group of soldiers were standing at formation when their instructor said, “All right, all you dummies fall out.” Only one man in the squad stayed at attention while the rest wandered off. The instructor walked over to the soldier who hadn’t left and met him eye to eye. The soldier smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of them, huh, sir?” Best.”

— Mariana Zapata

85. “Someone could tell you that they loved you every day, but still lie and cheat. Or they could never say those three words, but be there for you every day and be more than you ever wanted or dreamed. He wasn’t warm or cuddly, quiet or particularly nice to others, but he was nice to me, and in my heart I knew he would stand by me every time I needed him.”

— Mariana Zapata

86. “When one door closes, another one opens. I might just have to do a little breaking and entering to get the right one for me.”

— Mariana Zapata

87. “Dear God. If that friendship continued, I’d probably have premature hair loss in no time.”

— Mariana Zapata

88. “You are the most honest, good thing I’ve ever had. I won’t deny it to anyone.”

— Mariana Zapata

89. “You want me to pretend we’re getting married or something?” Yeah. My mouth opened. Then it closed. It was my turn to stare at him. My turn to press my lips together. Then, and only then, did I tip my face up to the ceiling and freaking laugh.”

— Mariana Zapata

90. “He was lucky I had a tiny, itty, bitty crush on him; otherwise, he would have gotten the shank years ago. Then.”

— Mariana Zapata

91. “I just kept on crying. For my dad. For my mom, For my siblings. For myself. For not feeling good enough. For not feeling enough. For doing what I wanted to do despite all the noes and the eye rolls and all the things I’d had to give up along the way. All the things I’d lost that I might someday regret more than I already did.”

— Mariana Zapata

92. “I hugged him even tighter. It was in that moment, when I was hugging him as if my life depended on it, that I recognized the strange, gooey emotion that had been floating around in my belly the last portion of the night. I liked Sacha.”

— Mariana Zapata

93. “I could play in front of thousands of people, but the instant cameras got within ten feet of me, I just shut down. I was like the Ricky Bobby of the WPL.”

— Mariana Zapata

94. “The problem with men, or males in general, that I’d discovered over the course of my life, was that they had huge mouths. I mean a whale shark has nothing on the average man with a couple of friends. Honestly.”

— Mariana Zapata

95. “Sometimes I think you can’t be any cuter, and then you go and put on my underwear.”

— Mariana Zapata

96. “I would have done just about anything for you back then, even when you got on my nerves. I might have just waited until the last minute to push you out of oncoming traffic, but I’d still push you out of the way.”

— Mariana Zapata

97. “The world was a heavy place, and I had a finicky back.”

— Mariana Zapata

98. “Ivan who was leaning over me, his fist held just a couple inches away from my face. He was smirking. At me. “Wake up, Outbreak monkey. It’s time for your next Tylenol.”

— Mariana Zapata

99. “It was like dressing an elephant in camouflage.”

— Mariana Zapata

100. “I’d like for you to apologize to her,” Jonah said, still using that hard-ass voice that got me going. Then he added “Please,” and I swear my ovaries just about exploded. Well, it wasn’t like I didn’t know I had issues.”

— Mariana Zapata