Top 350 Mignon McLaughlin Quotes (2024 Update)
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251. “Most of us can easily do two things at once; what’s all but impossible is to do one thing at once.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

252. “We are like people with short-term leases on summer cottages; we can never seem to make our provisions come out even with our stay.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

253. “No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

254. “A bore: one who knows as well as you do what he is going to say next.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

255. “Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

256. “I’m always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I wish it was easy to follow that advice.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

257. “Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

258. “As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

259. “The past is rich in lessons from which we would greatly profit except that the present is always so full of Special Circumstances.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

260. “Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he’s going to cut it in half anyway.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

261. “Few of us could bear to have ourselves for neighbors.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

262. “Anywhere you go liking everyone, everyone will be likeable.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

263. “The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone – until they do.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

264. “There are three iron links in the neurotic’s chain: unloving, unlovable, unloved.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

265. “Neurotics make poor patriots; if you’re ashamed of something as big as yourself, it’s hard to be proud of something as small as your country.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

266. “Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

267. “We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

268. “The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

269. “The fault we admit to is seldom the fault we have, but it has a certain relationship to it, a somewhat similar shape, like that of a sleeve to an arm.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

270. “The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

271. “The neurotic longs to touch bottom, so at least he won’t have that to worry about anymore.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

272. “Neurotics are always looking for something new to overdo.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

273. “In church, sacred music would make believers of us all – but preachers can be counted on to restore the balance.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

274. “It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else’s.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

275. “We are never more self-righteous than when giving up what we should have shunned all along.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

276. “Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

277. “We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

278. “We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

279. “Desire creates havoc when it is the only thing between two people, or when it is what’s missing.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

280. “Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

281. “The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

282. “We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?”

— Mignon McLaughlin

283. “If you see in your children most of your own faults, you have failed as a parent, but succeeded as a neurotic.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

284. “The first-rate mind is always curious, compassionate, original, and pessimistic.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

285. “Most of our diversions do not so much delay death as accustom us to it.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

286. “Neurotics expect you to remember all the things that they tell you, and many that they don’t.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

287. “One of life’s few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you love, and to leave them for a week.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

288. “We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

289. “Women are never landlocked: they’re always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

290. “Neurotic quarrels always have the same theme-song: Hate me and get it over with.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

291. “One day you are an apprentice, and everybody’s pet; the next, you are coldly expected to deliver. There is never sufficient warning that the second day is coming.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

292. “Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

293. “Don’t ask others to forgive in you a sin they’re dying to commit themselves.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

294. “Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

295. “At the beginning of a love affair, not even the neurotic is neurotic.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

296. “A good executive is one who makes people contentedly settle for less than they meant to get, in return for more than they meant to give.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

297. “Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

298. “Neurotics dream of a good life, or a great suicide note.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

299. “In life, as in restaurants, we swallow a lot of indigestible stuff just because it comes with the dinner.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

300. “The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.”

— Mignon McLaughlin