Top 500 Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes (2026 Update)
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301. “Some people are happy that they have each lost one instead of both legs, whereas some are unhappy because they have each lost a toenail.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

302. “It takes courage not to laugh at your boss’s joke, especially if it is funny.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

303. “There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

304. “Most sane people feel happy way less often than they act happy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

305. “Having the least usually forces us to make the most of what we have.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

306. “To live is to owe life to die.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

307. “A conscience is a self-reproaching program that is installed in us, not by nature, but by our culture.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

308. “You can feel like you will starve to death if you do not eat within 21 seconds; not eat at all; and still be alive after 21 days.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

309. “One of our most serious challenges is that we mature sexually way before we do mentally. And what’s worse is that mental maturity is not even guaranteed.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

310. “Only those who are stupid mind coming across as stupid.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

311. “Most people are just a waste of sanity.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

312. “By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

313. “Man is an extremely complex creature: he usually acts in an unselfish manner for selfish reasons.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

314. “Small-mindedness is intensified by things such as big-headedness.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

315. “Almost everything that will be said or done by someone who is suspected of being insane will seem to confirm that suspicion.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

316. “Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

317. “It is so much easier for most people to ignore an insult than it is for them to ignore a compliment.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

318. “Some people who have been sentenced for life for crimes they did not commit are usually blissful, whereas many people who can go to any part of planet earth are usually miserable.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

319. “Everyone is the most important person in the world to themselves.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

320. “Most people often greet out of pity or insecurity.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

321. “We sometimes consciously attempt to make someone feel inferior, usually as a subconscious attempt to make ourselves feel superior.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

322. “The human population would still be less than a million if intellectual maturity were a prerequisite for human fertility.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

323. “Parenthood is some people’s subconscious revenge for having been brought into existence without their consent.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

324. “Psychoanalysis is a conspiracy against the tourism industry: it makes travelling to faraway places in order to better understand human beings unnecessary.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

325. “The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

326. “It is selfish to want others to be selfless.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

327. “Most people are usually unable to enjoy what they are doing, or what they have or are having, when there is no one to envy them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

328. “You cannot, at the very same time, be grateful and unhappy, or ungrateful and happy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

329. “Being grateful for the shade of a tree is not nearly as honourable as planting a tree.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

330. “Like spirituality, insanity frees us from the addiction to happiness.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

331. “Some parents sometimes use junk food as a babysitter.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

332. “We often give painkillers the credit that ought to be given to the passage of time, the belief that they would kill the pain, or the water that accompanied them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

333. “We show our animal nature by not living for the future, and our human nature by not living in the present.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

334. “Menstruation annoys the most females who lack the desire to someday fall pregnant.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

335. “The vast majority of people are ignorant of the fact that intellectual maturity is a rarity.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

336. “Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

337. “The buying of a product is usually a subconscious attempt to buy happiness.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

338. “Humility is even more pleasing in people in whom arrogance would be understandable.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

339. “Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five hundred, fifty, or even five dollars are way more important to the lives of most human beings than the lives of most human beings.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

340. “He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

341. “Our arrogance as a species is only a few degrees away from us claiming that we invented, not discovered, fire.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

342. “We are all capable of doing every terrible thing that we are capable of doing.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

343. “In order to make them overlook our greed, or to make us seem less greedy than we are, we sometimes remind some people that, if and when we catch it, the wealth that we are relentlessly chasing would enable us to help a lot of poor people.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

344. “Some people often drive to a place they do not need to go to, in order to feed the illusion that they need to have a car.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

345. “Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

346. “Verbosity wastes a portion of the reader’s or listener’s life.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

347. “The average woman feels small whenever a man who has just walked past her does not turn his head to check out her ass, especially if it is – or if she feels that it is – big.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

348. “Technically, all tattoos are temporary, even permanent ones.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

349. “Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not all underdeveloped and developing countries look up to and aspire to someday be developed countries.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

350. “He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana