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Neil Simon Quote: “I feel like writing about a time when I was probably, and think all of us are, the happiest before the obligations start in.”

51. “I feel like writing about a time when I was probably, and think all of us are, the happiest before the obligations start in.”

Neil Simon Quote: “But you’ll see producers and theatre owners with a billion dollars worth of theaters come in here for lunch and you know why? Because it’s cheap. You see those pictures on the wall? All young actors and actresses who you will never hear about in your life... And when ’dis place is gone, the entire Broadway will slide into the East River.”

52. “But you’ll see producers and theatre owners with a billion dollars worth of theaters come in here for lunch and you know why? Because it’s cheap. You see those pictures on the wall? All young actors and actresses who you will never hear about in your life... And when ’dis place is gone, the entire Broadway will slide into the East River.”

Neil Simon Quote: “I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.”

53. “I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.”

Neil Simon Quote: “Oh, well this month we’re sold out. Completely. You could go all over town, you won’t find a ticket to the show... Unless you go to the box office. He’s got racks of seats.”

54. “Oh, well this month we’re sold out. Completely. You could go all over town, you won’t find a ticket to the show... Unless you go to the box office. He’s got racks of seats.”

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