Top 200 Nikolai Gogol Quotes (2024 Update)
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151. “Instantly Nozdrev burst into a laugh compassable only by a healthy man in whose head every tooth still remains as white as sugar. By this I mean the laugh of quivering cheeks, the laugh which causes a neighbour who is sleeping behind double doors three rooms away to leap from his bed and exclaim with distended eyes, “Hullo! Something HAS upset him!”

— Nikolai Gogol

152. “I am not seeking to justify him; I am only asking you whether you think it right that an inexperienced youth who had been tempted and led away by others should have received the same sentence as the man who had taken the chief part in the affair. That is to say, although Dierpiennikov and the man Voron-Drianni received an equal measure of punishment, their CRIMINALITY was not equal.”

— Nikolai Gogol

153. “It would be better if you didn’t exist, didn’t live in the world, but were the creation of an inspired artist! I would never leave the canvas, I would eternally gaze at you and kiss you. I would live and breathe by you, as the most beautiful dream, and then I would be happy. My desires could reach no further. I would call upon you as my guardian angel, before sleep and waking, and I would wait for you whenever I had to portray the divine and holy.”

— Nikolai Gogol

154. “How, in fact, could a nose, which only yesterday was in the middle of his face, and which could not possibly walk around or drive in a carriage, suddenly turn up in a uniform!”

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155. “In the department of... but it would be better not to say in which department.”

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156. “Our ranks and estates are so irritated these days that they take personally whatever appears in printed books: such, evidently, is the mood in the air. It is enough simply to say that there is a stupid man in a certain town, and it already becomes personal; suddenly a gentleman of respectable appearance pops up and shouts: “But I, too, am a man, which means that I, too, am stupid” – in short, he instantly grasps the situation.”

— Nikolai Gogol

157. “If what you want,... is to get rich quickly, then you’ll never get rich; but if you want to get rich without asking about time, you’ll get rich quickly.”

— Nikolai Gogol

158. “God, how beautiful some posts and jobs are! how they elevate and delight the soul! but, alas! I am not in the civil service and am denied the pleasure of beholding my superiors’ refined treatment of me.”

— Nikolai Gogol

159. “Look what shoes I brought you – the empress herself wore them.” “No, no, I don’t need any shoes... ” and she blushed deeply.”

— Nikolai Gogol

160. “Through the gates of the inn in the provincial town of N drove a rather handsome, smallish spring britzka, of the sort driven around in by bachelors: retired lieutenant colonels, staff captains, landowners possessed of some hundred peasant souls – in short, all those known as gentlemen of the middling sort.”

— Nikolai Gogol

161. “Because I cannot sleep. A pain has taken me in my middle, and my legs, from the ankles upwards, are aching as though they were broken.” “That will pass, that will pass, good mother. You must pay no attention to it.” “God grant that it MAY pass. However, I have been rubbing myself with lard and turpentine. What sort of tea will you take? In this jar I have some of the scented kind.”

— Nikolai Gogol

162. “The long-forgotten, living eyes of the portrait began to torment him, and then his madness became dreadful. All the people who surrounded his bed seemed to him horrible portraits. The portrait doubled and quadrupled itself; all the walls seemed hung with portraits, which fastened their living eyes upon him; portraits glared at him from the ceiling, from the floor; the room widened and lengthened endlessly, in order to make room for more of the motionless eyes.”

— Nikolai Gogol

163. “Therefore, if it really be that you have no genuine love for doing good, do good by forcing yourself to do so.”

— Nikolai Gogol

164. “God, what is our life! An eternal discord between dream and reality!”

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165. “The gentleman also made searching inquiries concerning the hygienic condition of the countryside. Was there, he asked, much sickness about – whether sporadic fever, fatal forms of ague, smallpox, or what not? Yet, though his solicitude concerning these matters showed more than ordinary curiosity, his bearing retained its gravity unimpaired, and from time to time he blew his nose with portentous fervour.”

— Nikolai Gogol

166. “In fact, when you think about it, if a word from the street occurs in a book it is not the writer who is guilty, but the readers, and primarily those readers belonging to the upper classes: for they are the ones who will never utter a single decent Russian word; their speech is so abundantly stuffed with every manner of French, German, and English words that you want to block your ears...”

— Nikolai Gogol

167. “Yet the important person, perfectly satisfied, incidentally, with domestic family tendernesses, found it suitable to have a lady for friendly relations in another part of the city. This lady friend was no whit better or younger than his wife; but there exist such riddles in the world, and it is not our business to judge of them.”

— Nikolai Gogol

168. “What do you want?” in a curt hard voice, which he had practised in his room in private, and before the looking-glass, for a whole week before being raised to his present rank.”

— Nikolai Gogol

169. “You have no love for the good, then force yourself to do good, without any love for it. That will be counted an even greater merit for you than for one who does good for the love of it. Simply force yourself a few times then the love will come to you as well. Believe me, everything can be done.”

— Nikolai Gogol

170. “In everything the will of God, madam,” said Chichikov with a sigh. “Against the divine wisdom it is not for us to rebel. Pray hand them over to me, Nastasia Petrovna.” “Hand over whom?” “The dead peasants.” “But how could I do that?” “Quite simply. Sell them to me, and I will give you some money in exchange.” “But how am I to sell them to you? I scarcely understand what you mean. Am I to dig them up again from the ground?”

— Nikolai Gogol

171. “Pulcheria Ivanovna reached out her hand to stroke her; but the ungrateful animal had evidently become too well used to robber cats, or adopted some romantic notion about love and poverty being better than a palace, for the cats were as poor as church-mice.”

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172. “Also, the reader will be pleased to know that our hero changed his linen every other day, and in summer, when the weather was very hot, EVERY day, seeing that the very faintest suspicion of an unpleasant odour offended his fastidiousness.”

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173. “But human nature is inscrutable: he was depressed at the thought of the disapproval of the very people he despised, at whose vanity and general behavior he had laughed.”

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174. “And at such moments his eyes would grow winning, and his features assume an expression of intense satisfaction. Yet never did these projects pass beyond the stage of debate. Likewise there lay in his study a book with the fourteenth page permanently turned down. It was a book which he had been reading for the past two years!”

— Nikolai Gogol

175. “Thereafter the host took his guests to look at a young wolf which he had got tied to a chain. “He is fed on nothing but raw meat,” he explained, “for I want him to grow up as fierce as possible.” Then the party inspected a pond in which there were “fish of such a size that it would take two men all their time to lift one of them out.” This piece of information was received with renewed incredulity on the part of the brother-in-law.”

— Nikolai Gogol

176. “Nevertheless, the brother-in-law appeared to bode little danger, seeing that he had taken on board a full cargo, and was now engaged in doing nothing of a more menacing nature than picking his nose.”

— Nikolai Gogol

177. “I confess I don’t understand why it’s so arranged that women grab us by the nose as deftly as if it were a teapot handle. Either their hands are made for it, or our noses are no longer good for anything.”

— Nikolai Gogol

178. “The last day before Christmas had passed.”

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179. “I’m only forty-two – the age at which service just seriously begins.”

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180. “You see, wisdom does not come with grey hairs.”

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181. “Yes, it isn’t long since I purchased it,” said Nozdrev. “How long?” “How long? Why, I purchased it three days ago, and gave a pretty sum for it, as the devil knows!” “Indeed? Why, three days ago you were at the fair?” “Wiseacre! Cannot one be at a fair and buy land at the same time? Yes, I WAS at the fair, and my steward bought the land in my absence.”

— Nikolai Gogol

182. “They are bought by some rascal of a cook whom a Frenchman has taught how to skin a tomcat and then serve it up as hare.”

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183. “I would portray how, in one of these low clay cottages, a dark-browed town girl with quivering young breasts tosses on her solitary bed dreaming of a hussar’s mustache and spurs while moonlight laughs on her cheeks.”

— Nikolai Gogol

184. “Such is the Russian man: strong is his passion for knowing someone at least one rank above himself, and a nodding acquaintance with a count or prince is better to him than any close relations with friends.”

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185. “Only when he died did they find out, with regret, that the Public Prosecutor had had a soul, although out of modesty he had never flaunted it.”

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186. “Many of the ladies were dressed well and fashionably, others were dressed in whatever God sends to a provincial town.”

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187. “In a certain Russian ministerial department – – But it is perhaps better that I do not mention which department it was. There are in the whole of Russia no persons more sensitive than Government officials. Each of them believes if he is annoyed in any way, that the whole official class is insulted in his person.”

— Nikolai Gogol

188. “We all know that there are a great many faces in the world, over the carving of which nature has spent no great pains, has used no delicate tools such as files or gimlets, but has simply rough-hewn them with a swing of the arm: one stroke of the axe and there’s a nose, another and there are the lips, the eyes are bored with a great drill, and without polishing it off, nature thrusts it into the world, saying, “This will do.”

— Nikolai Gogol

189. “Yes, and that is what can be done by SIMPLE methods. But nowadays every one is a mechanic, and wants to open that money chest with an instrument instead of simply. For that purpose he hies him to England. Yes, THAT is the thing to do. What folly!” Kostanzhoglo spat and added: “Yet when he returns from abroad he is a hundred times more ignorant than when he went.”

— Nikolai Gogol

190. “I tell you straight that I would not eat such nastiness, even had I made it myself. Sugar a frog as much as you like, but never shall it pass MY lips. Nor would I swallow an oyster, for I know only too well what an oyster may resemble. But have some mutton, friend Chichikov. It is shoulder of mutton, and very different stuff from the mutton which they cook in noble kitchens – mutton which has been kicking about the market-place four days or more.”

— Nikolai Gogol

191. “Solokha nodded to everyone, and everyone thought she was nodding to him alone.”

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192. “And now, at length, in my declining years, I am seeking a corner in which to eke out the remainder of my miserable existence, while at the present moment I am enjoying the hospitality of a neighbour of your acquaintance.”

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193. “Like Ivan Ivanovich, Ivan Nikiforovich has a great dislike of fleas; and therefore neither Ivan Ivanovich nor Ivan Nikiforovich ever passes a Jewish peddler without buying various jars of elixirs against these insects from him, having first given him a good scolding for confessing the Jewish faith.”

— Nikolai Gogol

194. “For the rest, he was large and good-natured, and had a habit of amusing himself with occasional spells of knitting.”

— Nikolai Gogol

195. “No; far from it,” rejoined Sobakevitch, shaking his head. “Judge for yourself, Ivan Grigorievitch. I am fifty years old, yet never in my life had been ill, except for an occasional carbuncle or boil. That is not a good sign. Sooner or later I shall have to pay for it.” And he relapsed into melancholy.”

— Nikolai Gogol

196. “His whole face tended towards the nose – it was what, in common parlance, is known as a “pitcher-mug.”

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197. “Everything is deception, everything is a dream, everything is not what it seems to be!”

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198. “And so let us trot out the rascal!”

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199. “Be quiet, Afanasii Ivanovich,” said Pulcheria Ivanovna: “you just like to talk, and that’s all. A dog is not clean; a dog soils things, and breaks everything: but the cat is a peaceable beast; she does no harm to any one.”

— Nikolai Gogol

200. “And Petersburg was left without Akakii Akakievich, as though he had never lived there.”

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