Top 500 Orson Scott Card Quotes (2025 Update)
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351. “They prayed for it, they want it, but when they got it, they complained.”

— Orson Scott Card

352. “Everything we do means something, Ender realized. Them laughing. Me not laughing. He toyed with the idea of trying to be like the other boys. But he couldn’t think of any jokes, and none of theirs seemed funny. Wherever their laughter came from, Ender couldn’t find such a place in himself.”

— Orson Scott Card

353. “Apparently the Dutch now prided themselves on being better at queues than the English, which was absurd, because standing cheerfully in line was the English national sport.”

— Orson Scott Card

354. “That’s why he hates you, because you didn’t suffer when he tried to punish you.”

— Orson Scott Card

355. “My favourite all-time work of fiction: Lord of the Rings. My favourite all-time nonfiction book: Guns, Germs, and Steel. Ask me again next week, you’ll get a different answer.”

— Orson Scott Card

356. “I buy way too many books.”

— Orson Scott Card

357. “Remember, I’m the only person her who’s paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I’ll break your face. OK?”

— Orson Scott Card

358. “Who was more cursed, the one who died, unknowing until the very moment of his death, or the one who watched his destruction as it approached, step by step, for days and weeks and years?”

— Orson Scott Card

359. “Don’t we all manipulate people? Even if we openly ask them to make a choice, don’t we try to frame it so they’ll choose as we think they should?”

— Orson Scott Card

360. “If you can’t do it twice, you can’t do it at all.”

— Orson Scott Card

361. “Thank God for you, Ender. Thank God.”

— Orson Scott Card

362. “This was done to you by men and women whose only desire was to enslave you; they have succeeded so well that you are proud of your slavery.”

— Orson Scott Card

363. “A man without a wife and babies is a menace to civilization... One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war.”

— Orson Scott Card

364. “When you have faith in something a lot of other people believe then you a member of the church” said Ceas, “When you have faith in something nobody believes, then you a complete wacko.”

— Orson Scott Card

365. “Alvin smiled back, and kissed her. “People talk about fools counting chickens before they hatch. That’s nothing. We name them.”

— Orson Scott Card

366. “To a man with only a hammer, a screw is a defective nail.”

— Orson Scott Card

367. “One is never too old to be a student of the enemy.”

— Orson Scott Card

368. “We need you to help us figure out how you can help us.”

— Orson Scott Card

369. “I don’t know why people who got what they need to be happy don’t just go ahead and be happy.”

— Orson Scott Card

370. “All these uses a valid; all these reading of the book are “correct”. For all these readers have placed themselves inside this story, not as spectators, but as participants, and so have looked at the world of Ender’s Game, not with my eyes only, but also with their own.”

— Orson Scott Card

371. “Five chickens do not make a cow.”

— Orson Scott Card

372. “He woke up and fought another battle and won. Then he went to bed and slept again and dreamed again and then he woke up and won again and slept again and he hardly noticed when waking became sleeping. Nor did he care.”

— Orson Scott Card

373. “I’m never impossible. The most I ever allow myself is to be somewhat unlikely.”

— Orson Scott Card

374. “Ulysses, obviously. It was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall for it.”

— Orson Scott Card

375. “Once you get a brother, you don’t give him up easy.”

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376. “My own feeling is that human happiness is a very random thing, and bestows itself willy-nilly, and there’s not much deserving about the matter.”

— Orson Scott Card

377. “Oh no, real life is escape. The great terrors, the horrors – we hope – of your life come from reading fiction.”

— Orson Scott Card

378. “If you wait until you know everything, you never do anything.”

— Orson Scott Card

379. “Maybe that’s all demons ever are. People like us, doing things without even knowing what we’re doing.”

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380. “Don’t win loyalty, just obedience, and only while the lash is in the room.”

— Orson Scott Card

381. “In philosophy class I think we finally decided that ‘good’ is an infinitely recursive term – it can’t be defined except in terms of itself. Good is good because it’s better than bad, though why it’s better to be good than bad depends on how you define good, and on and on.”

— Orson Scott Card

382. “People love to hear the brag of the local boy, because they want him to be great, but the foreigner must deny that he has any outstanding virtue – this is what will endear him to the locals.”

— Orson Scott Card

383. “I’ve learned much, Father, and this above all: that no station in life is above any other, if it’s occupied by someone with a good heart.”

— Orson Scott Card

384. “Unfortunately, we live in a time when the media are almost a monoculture.”

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385. “I don’t know a soul who doesn’t maintain two separate lists of doctrines the ones that they believe that they believe; and the ones that they actually try to live by.”

— Orson Scott Card

386. “I’ve got a pretty good idea what children are, and we’re not children. Children can lose sometimes, and nobody cares.”

— Orson Scott Card

387. “When both parties are lying and they both know the other party’s lying, it comes powerful close to being the same thing as telling the truth.”

— Orson Scott Card

388. “It has been my experience that the better a man you are, the more folks there are who resent you for it, and find occasion to get angry at you no matter how kindly meant your deeds may be.”

— Orson Scott Card

389. “The Lord took twice the time making thee, Alvin Smith, cause it took that long to put the mischief in.”

— Orson Scott Card

390. “I own the whole world, and folks haven’t been keeping up too well on the payments.”

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391. “Before we are citizens, he thought, we are children, and it is as children that we come to understand freedom and authority, liberty and duty. I have done my duty. I have bowed to authority. Mostly. And now, like Russia, I can set aside those burdens for a little while and see what happens.”

— Orson Scott Card

392. “America’s intellectual community has never been very bright. Or honest. They’re all sheep, following whatever the intellectual fashion of the decade happens to be. Demanding that everyone follow their dicta in lockstep. Everyone has to be open-minded and tolerant of the things they believe, but God forbid they should ever concede, even for a moment, that someone who disagrees with them might have some fingerhold of truth.”

— Orson Scott Card

393. “Perhaps every writer who thoroughly creates a fictional world will inevitably create a mirror of his own time and yet also create a world that no one else but him has ever visited...”

— Orson Scott Card

394. “I wonder sometimes if the motivation for writers ought to be contempt, not admiration.”

— Orson Scott Card

395. “A non-materialist. And yet you are unpleasantly fat. A gluttonous ascetic? Such a contradiction.”

— Orson Scott Card

396. “If only we were wiser or better people, perhaps the gods would explain to us the mad, unbearable things they do.”

— Orson Scott Card

397. “Better to have the trust of the people than their respect. With trust, their respect could be earned later; without it, respect could never be deserved, and so to have it would be like poison.”

— Orson Scott Card

398. “Religion makes them crazy. Not a woman I ever met wasn’t crazy with religion.”

— Orson Scott Card

399. “But I fear that I also underestimate the stupidity of the rest of mankind. Are we absolutely sure that we ought to win this war?”

— Orson Scott Card

400. “Power will always end up with the sort of people who crave it.”

— Orson Scott Card