Top 100 Piper Kerman Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “I still don’t believe marriage is the only path to happiness or completeness as a person.”

— Piper Kerman

52. “Personally, I thought that one could thank the Lord at a lower volume and perhaps with less self-congratulation.”

— Piper Kerman

53. “No matter how stupid, how pointless, how painful my current situation was, as I listened to Mixtape every week I couldn’t deny the love I still felt for that reckless, audacious fool who was still me, if only in my mind.”

— Piper Kerman

54. “I knew that I would have to be brave. Not foolhardy, not in love with risk and danger, not making ridiculous exhibitions of myself to prove that I wasn’t terrified – really genuinely brave. Brave enough to be quiet when quiet was called for, brave enough to observe before flinging myself into something, brave enough to not abandon my true self when someone else wanted to seduce or force me in a direction I didn’t want to go, brave enough to stand my ground quietly.”

— Piper Kerman

55. “Even when my clothes were taken away and replaced by prison khakis, I would have scoffed at the idea that the “War on Drugs” was anything but a joke. I would have argued that the government’s drug laws were at best proven ineffectual every day and at worst were misguidedly focused on supply rather than demand, randomly conceived and unevenly and unfairly enforced based on race and class, and thus intellectually and morally bankrupt.”

— Piper Kerman

56. “We have a right to speak to power, though we may not exercise it. But when you step behind the walls of a prison as an inmate, you lose that right. It evaporates, and it’s terrifying.”

— Piper Kerman

57. “It’s the big moments, maybe, but it’s the little moments as much or even more.”

— Piper Kerman

58. “She was kind of like a SweeTart – sugary but also puckeringly sour.”

— Piper Kerman

59. “Honey,” another prisoner drawled to me, “everyone here is just trying to live up to the worst cultural stereotype possible.” In.”

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60. “Many of the women in Danbury had been cloistered away in prison for years, and despite the harshness of being institutionalized, it was also infantilizing.”

— Piper Kerman

61. “Piper, I think for you the hardest thing about prison will be chickenshit rules enforced by chickenshit people. Call me if you run into trouble. And don’t make any friends.”

— Piper Kerman

62. “We have a racially based justice system that overpunishes, fails to rehabilitate, and doesn’t make us safer.”

— Piper Kerman

63. “In fact, there is basically a revolving door between our urban and rural ghettos and the formal ghetto of our prison system. It.”

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64. “What is the point, what is the reason, to lock people away for years, when it seems to mean so very little, even to the jailers who hold the key?”

— Piper Kerman

65. “These pat-downs were delivered by both male and female guards and ran the gamut from perfunctory to full-out inappropriate. Most.”

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66. “I also gleaned that just about all of the women in Chicago were on pretrial status – their cases had not yet been resolved, but they did not or could not make bail. So they were captive here while the wheels of justice ground. A couple of them had been here for months without being charged with a crime. This made their lives uncertain on every level, and those who were not already crazy were acting pretty wacko, driven nuts by rage and instability.”

— Piper Kerman

67. “She was perceptive and sensitive but had great difficulty expressing herself in a way that was not off-putting to others, and she got loud and angry when she felt disrespected, which was often.”

— Piper Kerman

68. “The release of so much collective happiness in that miserable place was almost too much for me. It was like hot and cold air colliding, creating a tornado right inside the hall.”

— Piper Kerman

69. “Small involvement in the drug trade could land you in prison for many years, especially if you had a lousy court-appointed lawyer.”

— Piper Kerman

70. “According to Bertrand Russell, the virtuous stoic was one whose will was in agreement with the natural order.”

— Piper Kerman

71. “When I would crawl, exhausted, out of the editing room after hours, I could always count on Larry for late dinner or later drinks.”

— Piper Kerman

72. “Some people on the outside look for what is amiss in every interaction, every relationship, and every meal; they are always trying to hang their mortality on improvement.”

— Piper Kerman

73. “The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted.” Women.”

— Piper Kerman

74. “Perhaps I was just dense, unable to understand these things from a distance but instead intent on scorching myself face to the fire, burning off my eyelashes. Do you have to find the evil in yourself in order to truly recognize it in the world?”

— Piper Kerman

75. “When I walked through the terrifying gates of the FCI seven months before, I certainly didn’t look like a gangster, but I had a gangster mentality. Gangsters only care about themselves and theirs. My overwhelming regret over my actions was because of the trauma I had caused my loved ones and the consequences I was facing.”

— Piper Kerman

76. “We were scared – two hundred prisoners alone with one guard having a psychotic break.”

— Piper Kerman

77. “If you had the misfortune of having the government intimately involved with your life, whether via public housing or Medicaid or food stamps, then you’d probably already spent an insane amount of your life in line. I.”

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78. “What Gisela was describing to me was an exquisitely intimate and happy love. I thought it was the most compelling description of faith that I had ever heard. I wasn’t about to grab a Bible; nor was our conversation about me or my choices in any way. It was food for thought.”

— Piper Kerman

79. “It was hard for me to believe that the nature of our crimes was what accounted for my fifteen-month sentence versus some of my neighbors’ much lengthier ones. I had a fantastic private attorney and a country-club suit to go with my blond bob. Compared.”

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80. “He became distinctly less fun.”

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81. “I think there’s this expectation that confinement alone will create the incentive and the means for an individual to make a change in their life. But it doesn’t.”

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82. “This won me a couple of fans, notably with new neighbor Delicious, who shouted with surprise, P-I Piper! You got some nice titties! You got those TV titties!! They stand up on they own all perky and everything! Damn!”

— Piper Kerman

83. “It’s not easy to sacrifice your anger, your sense of being wronged.”

— Piper Kerman

84. “In many places in the United States pregnant female prisoners are kept chained in shackles during their deliveries, a brutal and barbaric practice, though this was not the case for poor Doris.”

— Piper Kerman

85. “From a young age I had learned to get over – to cover my tracks emotionally, to hide or ignore my problems in the belief that they were mine alone to solve. So when exhilarating transgressions required getting over on authority figures, I knew how to do it. I was a great bluffer.”

— Piper Kerman

86. “My bedrock sense of myself was in some danger. Food, sometimes edible, was brought on a regular schedule, and in this new universe that was really all you could count on as a stable principle.”

— Piper Kerman

87. “How could I admit that the All-American Girl’s force field of stoicism and self-reliance and do-unto-others-and-keep-smiling wasn’t working, wasn’t keeping pain and shame and powerlessness away? From.”

— Piper Kerman

88. “In such a harsh, corrupt, and contradictory environment, one walks a delicate balance between the prison’s demands and your own softness and sense of your own humanity.”

— Piper Kerman

89. “Rose, chatting in the midst of a pedicure one day, told me what she had learned from her faith; I thought later that hers were the most powerful words a person could utter: “I’ve got a lot to give.”

— Piper Kerman

90. “Well, that little woman, who never said boo to no one, put two locks in a sock, and she let that girl know what time it was.”

— Piper Kerman

91. “I felt disrespected by how trivial these classes were turning out to be.”

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92. “In fact, it was the easiest relationship I had ever been in, by far.”

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93. “Before I went to Danbury a friend of a friend of a friend who had served a year in federal women’s prison spoke to me about what to expect, and she said something that stayed with me: ‘Not a day goes by that I don’t think about prison in some way.”

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94. “It was these simple things that were within your grasp in the degraded circumstances of life in prison; the things you could do yourself, or the small kindnesses one prisoner could extend to another. I.”

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95. “I hated the control the prison exercised over my life, but the only way to fight it was in my own head.”

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96. “Why don’t you come with me, keep me company?” she suggested. “You don’t have to do anything, just hang out.”

— Piper Kerman

97. “Any self-respecting New York woman has a good pedicure, even if she’s in the clink.”

— Piper Kerman

98. “It seemed to me that my total demonstrated failure at being a good girl was more than matched by the urgency of being a good person.”

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99. “I knew that Gisela had no money, and many responsibilities, and that she faced a massive number of unknown but looming challenges.”

— Piper Kerman

100. “I am fairly certain that I was the first Seven Sisters grad to eat duck liver chased with a Diet Coke in the lobby of a federal penitentiary.”

— Piper Kerman