Top 100 Piper Kerman Quotes (2025 Update)
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51. “The world kept going despite the fact that I had been removed to an alternate universe.”

— Piper Kerman

52. “I still don’t believe marriage is the only path to happiness or completeness as a person.”

— Piper Kerman

53. “Personally, I thought that one could thank the Lord at a lower volume and perhaps with less self-congratulation.”

— Piper Kerman

54. “I knew that I would have to be brave. Not foolhardy, not in love with risk and danger, not making ridiculous exhibitions of myself to prove that I wasn’t terrified – really genuinely brave. Brave enough to be quiet when quiet was called for, brave enough to observe before flinging myself into something, brave enough to not abandon my true self when someone else wanted to seduce or force me in a direction I didn’t want to go, brave enough to stand my ground quietly.”

— Piper Kerman

55. “Even when my clothes were taken away and replaced by prison khakis, I would have scoffed at the idea that the “War on Drugs” was anything but a joke. I would have argued that the government’s drug laws were at best proven ineffectual every day and at worst were misguidedly focused on supply rather than demand, randomly conceived and unevenly and unfairly enforced based on race and class, and thus intellectually and morally bankrupt.”

— Piper Kerman

56. “We have a right to speak to power, though we may not exercise it. But when you step behind the walls of a prison as an inmate, you lose that right. It evaporates, and it’s terrifying.”

— Piper Kerman

57. “She was kind of like a SweeTart – sugary but also puckeringly sour.”

— Piper Kerman

58. “Piper, I think for you the hardest thing about prison will be chickenshit rules enforced by chickenshit people. Call me if you run into trouble. And don’t make any friends.”

— Piper Kerman

59. “It’s the big moments, maybe, but it’s the little moments as much or even more.”

— Piper Kerman

60. “Honey,” another prisoner drawled to me, “everyone here is just trying to live up to the worst cultural stereotype possible.” In.”

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61. “Many of the women in Danbury had been cloistered away in prison for years, and despite the harshness of being institutionalized, it was also infantilizing.”

— Piper Kerman

62. “It was these simple things that were within your grasp in the degraded circumstances of life in prison; the things you could do yourself, or the small kindnesses one prisoner could extend to another. I.”

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63. “I am fairly certain that I was the first Seven Sisters grad to eat duck liver chased with a Diet Coke in the lobby of a federal penitentiary.”

— Piper Kerman

64. “It occurred to me that I had never seen my mother defeated, even when life presented difficulties and disappointments. I hoped that our resemblance extended beyond our blue eyes.”

— Piper Kerman

65. “We have a racially based justice system that overpunishes, fails to rehabilitate, and doesn’t make us safer.”

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66. “The truth is, the prison and its residents fill your thoughts, and it’s hard to remember what it’s like to be free, even after a few short months. You spend a lot of time thinking about how awful prison is rather than envisioning your future.”

— Piper Kerman

67. “THE RIGHTS of a prisoner are so few, so unprotected, and so unenforced that a small minority of prisoners have an urgent need to fight for them at every opportunity.”

— Piper Kerman

68. “It is hard to conceive of any relationship between two adults in America being less equal than that of prisoner and prison guard. The formal relationship, enforced by the institution, is that one person’s word means everything and the other’s means almost nothing; one person can command the other to do just about anything, and refusal can result in total physical restraint.”

— Piper Kerman

69. “In fact, there is basically a revolving door between our urban and rural ghettos and the formal ghetto of our prison system. It.”

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70. “These pat-downs were delivered by both male and female guards and ran the gamut from perfunctory to full-out inappropriate. Most.”

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71. “The release of so much collective happiness in that miserable place was almost too much for me. It was like hot and cold air colliding, creating a tornado right inside the hall.”

— Piper Kerman

72. “Small involvement in the drug trade could land you in prison for many years, especially if you had a lousy court-appointed lawyer.”

— Piper Kerman

73. “According to Bertrand Russell, the virtuous stoic was one whose will was in agreement with the natural order.”

— Piper Kerman

74. “When I would crawl, exhausted, out of the editing room after hours, I could always count on Larry for late dinner or later drinks.”

— Piper Kerman

75. “Some people on the outside look for what is amiss in every interaction, every relationship, and every meal; they are always trying to hang their mortality on improvement.”

— Piper Kerman

76. “The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted.” Women.”

— Piper Kerman

77. “Perhaps I was just dense, unable to understand these things from a distance but instead intent on scorching myself face to the fire, burning off my eyelashes. Do you have to find the evil in yourself in order to truly recognize it in the world?”

— Piper Kerman

78. “When I walked through the terrifying gates of the FCI seven months before, I certainly didn’t look like a gangster, but I had a gangster mentality. Gangsters only care about themselves and theirs. My overwhelming regret over my actions was because of the trauma I had caused my loved ones and the consequences I was facing.”

— Piper Kerman

79. “We were scared – two hundred prisoners alone with one guard having a psychotic break.”

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80. “If you had the misfortune of having the government intimately involved with your life, whether via public housing or Medicaid or food stamps, then you’d probably already spent an insane amount of your life in line. I.”

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81. “What Gisela was describing to me was an exquisitely intimate and happy love. I thought it was the most compelling description of faith that I had ever heard. I wasn’t about to grab a Bible; nor was our conversation about me or my choices in any way. It was food for thought.”

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82. “It was hard for me to believe that the nature of our crimes was what accounted for my fifteen-month sentence versus some of my neighbors’ much lengthier ones. I had a fantastic private attorney and a country-club suit to go with my blond bob. Compared.”

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83. “He became distinctly less fun.”

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84. “I think there’s this expectation that confinement alone will create the incentive and the means for an individual to make a change in their life. But it doesn’t.”

— Piper Kerman

85. “This won me a couple of fans, notably with new neighbor Delicious, who shouted with surprise, P-I Piper! You got some nice titties! You got those TV titties!! They stand up on they own all perky and everything! Damn!”

— Piper Kerman

86. “It’s not easy to sacrifice your anger, your sense of being wronged.”

— Piper Kerman

87. “In many places in the United States pregnant female prisoners are kept chained in shackles during their deliveries, a brutal and barbaric practice, though this was not the case for poor Doris.”

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88. “From a young age I had learned to get over – to cover my tracks emotionally, to hide or ignore my problems in the belief that they were mine alone to solve. So when exhilarating transgressions required getting over on authority figures, I knew how to do it. I was a great bluffer.”

— Piper Kerman

89. “My bedrock sense of myself was in some danger. Food, sometimes edible, was brought on a regular schedule, and in this new universe that was really all you could count on as a stable principle.”

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90. “How could I admit that the All-American Girl’s force field of stoicism and self-reliance and do-unto-others-and-keep-smiling wasn’t working, wasn’t keeping pain and shame and powerlessness away? From.”

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91. “In such a harsh, corrupt, and contradictory environment, one walks a delicate balance between the prison’s demands and your own softness and sense of your own humanity.”

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92. “Rose, chatting in the midst of a pedicure one day, told me what she had learned from her faith; I thought later that hers were the most powerful words a person could utter: “I’ve got a lot to give.”

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93. “Well, that little woman, who never said boo to no one, put two locks in a sock, and she let that girl know what time it was.”

— Piper Kerman

94. “I felt disrespected by how trivial these classes were turning out to be.”

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95. “In fact, it was the easiest relationship I had ever been in, by far.”

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96. “Before I went to Danbury a friend of a friend of a friend who had served a year in federal women’s prison spoke to me about what to expect, and she said something that stayed with me: ‘Not a day goes by that I don’t think about prison in some way.”

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97. “I hated the control the prison exercised over my life, but the only way to fight it was in my own head.”

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98. “Why don’t you come with me, keep me company?” she suggested. “You don’t have to do anything, just hang out.”

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99. “Any self-respecting New York woman has a good pedicure, even if she’s in the clink.”

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100. “It seemed to me that my total demonstrated failure at being a good girl was more than matched by the urgency of being a good person.”

— Piper Kerman