Top 160 Quentin Crisp Quotes (2025 Update)
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51. “The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.”

— Quentin Crisp

52. “The curiosity of the neighbors about you, is a tribute to your individuality, and you should encourage it.”

— Quentin Crisp

53. “If I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.”

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54. “To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.”

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55. “The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.”

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56. “Whatever has gone on in the outer world has passed me by. But I think if anyone said to me, ‘if you go on like this life will pass you by,’ I would reply, ’thank God for that, I nearly got mixed up in the beastly thing.”

— Quentin Crisp

57. “Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.”

— Quentin Crisp

58. “I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.”

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59. “Even hooligans marry, though they know that marriage is for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever.”

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60. “I don’t have any pets. I’ve got enough dumb friends without them.”

— Quentin Crisp

61. “Mass-murderers are simply people who have had ENOUGH.”

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62. “I became one of the stately homos of England.”

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63. “God, from whose territory I had withdrawn my ambassadors at the age of fourteen. It had become obvious that he was never going to do a thing I said.”

— Quentin Crisp

64. “To lose is not always failure.”

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65. “To live in the past is to miss today’s opportunities and tomorrow’s blessings.”

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66. “One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.”

— Quentin Crisp

67. “It doesn’t matter what other people think of you. What matters is what you think of yourself.”

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68. “Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book on etiquette. There are so many trivial ways in which it is possible to commit some social sin.”

— Quentin Crisp

69. “Exhibitionists have no friends, no friends at all.”

— Quentin Crisp

70. “The court was not previously aware of the prisoner’s many accomplishments. In view of these, we see fit to impose the death penalty.”

— Quentin Crisp

71. “I now realize that education is a last wild effort on the part of the authorities to prevent an overdose of leisure from driving the world mad. Learning is no longer an improver; it is merely the most expensive time-filler the world has ever known.”

— Quentin Crisp

72. “When I was a child my ineptitude was a burden to my parents and my teachers. They could not see that it was a greater burden to me. I wondered wanly if I would ever discover how to do anything well. At long last I have learned something even better – how not to do anything at all.”

— Quentin Crisp

73. “The scheme entered her head presumably because nature abhors a vacuum.”

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74. “I am consumed perpetually by an inner spiritual flame.”

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75. “Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level.”

— Quentin Crisp

76. “Los Angeles is just New York lying down.”

— Quentin Crisp

77. “Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.”

— Quentin Crisp

78. “There is no Great Dark Man!!!”

— Quentin Crisp

79. “I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share.”

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80. “Vice is its own reward. It is virtue which, if it is to be marketed with consumer appeal, must carry Green Shield stamps.”

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81. “You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.”

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82. “Fashion is a way of not having to decide who you are. Style is deciding who you are and being able to perpetuate it.”

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83. “In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.”

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84. “My function in life was to render clear what was already blindingly conspicuous.”

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85. “I don’t hold with abroad and think that foreigners speak English when our backs are turned.”

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86. “Even a monotonously undeviating path of self-examination does not necessarily lead to self-knowledge. I stumble towards my grave confused and hurt and hungry.”

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87. “Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone – but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.”

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88. “Well, it has done terrifying things. Religious ideas are inflammatory in a way that I find difficult to understand. There are very few wars over the theory of relativity. Very few heated arguments, for that matter. Whereas, in Northern Ireland, they are killing one another over religion.”

— Quentin Crisp

89. “Flowers are words even a baby can understand.”

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90. “The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is somebody you think you love. Then the burden becomes intolerable at once.”

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91. “You first have to find who you are. Then, you have to be it like mad.”

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92. “The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.”

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93. “Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.”

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94. “Style, in the broadest sense of all, is consciousness. More specifically it is a consistent idiom arising spontaneously from the personality but deliberately maintained.”

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95. “If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic; if you describe things as worse than they are, you will be called a realist; and if you describe things exactly as they are, you will be thought of as a satirist.”

— Quentin Crisp

96. “A gentleman doesn’t pounce he glides. If a woman sits on a piece of furniture which permits your sitting beside her, you are free to regard this as an invitation, though not an unequivocal one.”

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97. “To love another person you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.”

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98. “Whenever we confront an unbridled desire we are surely in the presence of a tragedy-in-the-making.”

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99. “In England, the system is benign and the people are hostile. In America, the people are friendlyand the system is brutal!”

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100. “This woman did not fly to extremes; she lived there.”

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