“Without doubt, the moose is the most improbable, endearingly hopeless creature ever to live in the wilds. Every bit of it – its spindly legs, its chronically puzzled expression, its comical oven-mitt antlers – looks like some droll evolutionary joke. It is wondrously ungainly: it runs as if its legs have never been introduced to each other. Above all, what distinguishes the moose is its almost boundless lack of intelligence.”
