“There was a girl Josh liked who only liked Josh when he was bipedal. Josh does not like always being bipedal and found this news disappointing. There was a boy Josh liked who liked Josh when he was a cute animal. Josh always likes being a cute animal, but Josh’s subjective sense of the word cute was different from the boy’s. This was another disappointment for Josh, and also for the boy, who did not find giant centipedes cute at all.”
