“In other news, a man in a tan jacket, holding a deerskin suitcase, was seen. I don’t remember anything about him or why this was news, but it had seemed important a the time. I wrote it down: ‘Say the important thing about the man in the tan jacket.’ What was it? What was I supposed to say?”

“In other news, a man in a tan jacket, holding a deerskin suitcase, was seen. I don’t remember anything about him or why this was news, but it had seemed important a the time. I wrote it down: ‘Say the important thing about the man in the tan jacket.’ What was it? What was I supposed to say?”

— Joseph Fink