“Well, I’m more lopsided than a one legged badger,” mewed Graypaw, breaking off from his carful stalking to stagger comically across the clearing. “I think I’ll have to settle for hunting stupid mice. They won’t stand a chance. I shall just wander up to them and sit on them till they surrender.”

“Well, I’m more lopsided than a one legged badger,” mewed Graypaw, breaking off from his carful stalking to stagger comically across the clearing. “I think I’ll have to settle for hunting stupid mice. They won’t stand a chance. I shall just wander up to them and sit on them till they surrender.”

— Erin Hunter