“She had her shoes on now, and a diaper bag slung over one shoulder. In the opposite arm she cradled Andromeda, who was wearing both her Legolas Onesie and her Keebler booties. Which seemed wrong, you know – mixing two different kinds of elves like that. So now I knew Vicki was crazy.”

“She had her shoes on now, and a diaper bag slung over one shoulder. In the opposite arm she cradled Andromeda, who was wearing both her Legolas Onesie and her Keebler booties. Which seemed wrong, you know – mixing two different kinds of elves like that. So now I knew Vicki was crazy.”

— Adam Rex