“I once asked a bishop whether there were any women in heaven. ‘Of course there are, my lord,’ he answered, happy that I was taking an interest in doctrine, ‘many of the most blessed saints are women.’ ‘I mean women we can hump, bishop.’ He said he would pray for me. Perhaps he did.”

“I once asked a bishop whether there were any women in heaven. ‘Of course there are, my lord,’ he answered, happy that I was taking an interest in doctrine, ‘many of the most blessed saints are women.’ ‘I mean women we can hump, bishop.’ He said he would pray for me. Perhaps he did.”

— Bernard Cornwell