“There is a madman who lives on the road to Mkushi. Every full moon he comes out onto the tarmac and digs a deep trench across the road. Dad would like to find the madman and bring him back to the farm. ‘Think what a strong bugger he is, eh?’ ‘Yes, but you could only get him to work when there was a full moon.’ ‘Which is twice as hard as any other Zambian.”
