“When you get your author’s photo taken, be sure not to touch your face.” “Why would I do that?” “It’s a mystery, but quite common. You must have seen this one.” Oscar struck a brooding pose, his fist beneath his chin. “For the author whose brain is too heavy to stay up on its own.”

“When you get your author’s photo taken, be sure not to touch your face.” “Why would I do that?” “It’s a mystery, but quite common. You must have seen this one.” Oscar struck a brooding pose, his fist beneath his chin. “For the author whose brain is too heavy to stay up on its own.”

— Scott Westerfeld