“Today was the dance contest, the one where Squidward takes over Spongebob’s body... During the competition, Squidward gets a cramp and Spongebob’s body ends up writhing on the floor in agony. The audience thinks this is pretty cool and gives him First Prize. Quite a metaphor. The person in the most pain wins. Does that mean I get a Blue Ribbon?”

“Today was the dance contest, the one where Squidward takes over Spongebob’s body... During the competition, Squidward gets a cramp and Spongebob’s body ends up writhing on the floor in agony. The audience thinks this is pretty cool and gives him First Prize. Quite a metaphor. The person in the most pain wins. Does that mean I get a Blue Ribbon?”

— Tom Perrotta