“You two look like salt and pepper shakers. That’s what my mom use to say when we both had long hair. You’re a couple of salt and pepper shakers. And now here I was, just a stupid lonely pepper shaker. What was the point of a pepper shaker without a salt shaker? I didn’t even like pepper.”

“You two look like salt and pepper shakers. That’s what my mom use to say when we both had long hair. You’re a couple of salt and pepper shakers. And now here I was, just a stupid lonely pepper shaker. What was the point of a pepper shaker without a salt shaker? I didn’t even like pepper.”

— Melissa Kantor