“I’m an extroverted introvert at best. But everyone says that, right? They want to claim the best parts of each – that they can be charming when they need to, but they really prefer solitude. No one’s ever, like, ‘I have the neediness of an extrovert and the poor social skills of the introvert.’ Sorry.”

“I’m an extroverted introvert at best. But everyone says that, right? They want to claim the best parts of each – that they can be charming when they need to, but they really prefer solitude. No one’s ever, like, ‘I have the neediness of an extrovert and the poor social skills of the introvert.’ Sorry.”

— Teddy Wayne