“Hubert complains that the electric wastebasket has been overheating. I haven’t noticed it but that’s what Hubert says and Hubert is rarely wrong about things that don’t matter. The electric wastebasket is a security item. Papers dropped into it are destroyed instantly. How the electric wastebasket accomplishes this is not known. An intimidation followed by a demoralization eventuating in a disintegration, one assumes. It is not emptied. There are not even ashes.”
