“In the great balancing equations of Dog’s mind, there are two things he cannot resist – ham, and me holding open a vehicle door. I’m pretty sure that ham is first and the only reason me holding open a vehicle door is in the running is because it might mean that we are going somewhere to get ham.”

“In the great balancing equations of Dog’s mind, there are two things he cannot resist – ham, and me holding open a vehicle door. I’m pretty sure that ham is first and the only reason me holding open a vehicle door is in the running is because it might mean that we are going somewhere to get ham.”

— Craig Johnson