“I ONCE READ somewhere that the odds of getting hit by lightning are one in a million. One in a friggin’ million. So, if this situation were to be viewed optimistically, I’m a pretty unique individual. But here’s the thing – I just got hit by lighting on my birthday, so optimism can go kiss pessimism’s.”

“I ONCE READ somewhere that the odds of getting hit by lightning are one in a million. One in a friggin’ million. So, if this situation were to be viewed optimistically, I’m a pretty unique individual. But here’s the thing – I just got hit by lighting on my birthday, so optimism can go kiss pessimism’s.”

— E.J. Mellow