1. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.”

— Zig Ziglar

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2. “Don’t Panic.”

— Douglas Adams

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3. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

— Charles M. Schulz

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4. “Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.”

— Oscar Wilde

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5. “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

— Douglas Adams

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6. “I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”

— Steven Wright

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7. “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

— Douglas Adams

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8. “I’ve wrestled with alligators, I’ve tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning and thrown thunder in jail. You know I’m bad. Just last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.”

— Muhammad Ali

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9. “Excuses don’t burn calories.”

— Anonymous

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10. “If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

— Steven Wright

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11. “It ain't over till it's over.”

— Yogi Berra

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12. “Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

— Douglas Adams

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13. “42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family.”

— Douglas Adams

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14. “Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what.”

— Michael Scott

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15. “The universe clearly operates for the benefit of humanity. This can be readily seen from the convenient way the sun comes up in the morning, when people are ready to start the day.”

— Terry Pratchett

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16. “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

— Yogi Berra

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17. “Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!”

— Terry Pratchett

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18. “Dead Last Finish is greater than Did Not Finish, which trumps Did Not Start.”

— Anonymous

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19. “If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.”

— Yogi Berra

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20. “I am too fond of reading books to care to write them.”

— Oscar Wilde

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21. “So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall.”

— Roald Dahl

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22. “There are some important differences between me and Tony Stark, like I have five kids, so I spend more time going to Disneyland than parties.”

— Elon Musk

23. “I have no stress, because I am the best.”

— Lil Wayne

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24. “Real gs move in silence like lasagna.”

— Lil Wayne

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25. “My life is perfect even when it’s not.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

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26. “Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.”

— Charlie Chaplin

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27. “Be the Mick Jagger of the Mailroom, the Warren Buffett of Bookkeeping and the Bono of stapler selling”

— Robin S. Sharma

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28. “Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.”

— Oscar Wilde

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29. “If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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30. “My name is Linus, and I am your God.”

— Linus Torvalds

31. “I’ve actually not read any books on time management.”

— Elon Musk

32. “Oh the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.”

— Dr. Seuss

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33. “Ever make mistakes in life? Let’s make them birds. Yeah, they’re birds now.”

— Bob Ross

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34. “Fill your house with stacks of books, in all the crannies and all the nooks.”

— Dr. Seuss

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35. “Life is a beautiful magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.”

— Charlie Chaplin

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36. “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.”

— Noam Chomsky

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37. “Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.”

— Frank Zappa

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38. “Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time.”

— Scott Adams

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39. “If it ain’t fun don’t do it.”

— Jack Canfield

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40. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”

— Clint Eastwood

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41. “I hate weekends because there is no stock market.”

— Rene Rivkin

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42. “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

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43. “You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become?”

— Terry Pratchett

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44. “Cat: Where are you going? Alice: Which way should I go? Cat: That depends on where you are going. Alice: I don’t know. Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.”

— Lewis Carroll

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45. “Don’t take life too seriously and have fun. Don’t waste your time on things that your ego will try and convince you are important.”

— RuPaul

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46. “Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.”

— Terry Pratchett

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47. “Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

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48. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

— Cassandra Clare

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49. “If you can’t feed a team with two pizzas, it’s too large.”

— Jeff Bezos

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50. “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”

— Lemony Snicket

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