“Jeff and I signed a Jewish marriage contract, a ketubah, promising to cherish each other in the “way that Jewish men and women had cherished each other through the ages.” This probably doesn’t refer to King Solomon, who reportedly had 700 hundred wives and 300 concubines but much of the document was written in Hebrew so we really have no idea what we agreed to.”

“Jeff and I signed a Jewish marriage contract, a ketubah, promising to cherish each other in the “way that Jewish men and women had cherished each other through the ages.” This probably doesn’t refer to King Solomon, who reportedly had 700 hundred wives and 300 concubines but much of the document was written in Hebrew so we really have no idea what we agreed to.”

— Annabelle Gurwitch