“Mary the Canary lives in a cloud of perfume and colours. She’s an auxiliary nurse by day and a country and western singer by night: bed pans and power ballass. She’s so glamorous she makes Mrs Hart look plain. She is the other woman and I’m bring trained to hate her even though I’ve never met her.”

“Mary the Canary lives in a cloud of perfume and colours. She’s an auxiliary nurse by day and a country and western singer by night: bed pans and power ballass. She’s so glamorous she makes Mrs Hart look plain. She is the other woman and I’m bring trained to hate her even though I’ve never met her.”

— Damian Barr