“One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back-to-back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, got up and shot the two dead boys. If you don’t believe this story’s true, ask my blind uncle. He saw it too.”

“One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back-to-back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, got up and shot the two dead boys. If you don’t believe this story’s true, ask my blind uncle. He saw it too.”

— Cheryl Kaye Tardif