“Good morning,” she said. “I am Headmaster Brazenhope.” “No way!” Theodore blurted, astonished. “The Headmaster’s a chick!” Without a word, the Headmaster waved her hand and a portal opened up in the deck beneath Theodore. He fell soundlessly into the Nether. With another wave, the portal closed shut behind him. “Any other comments?” the Headmaster asked. Everyone vigorously shook their heads.”
