“What are my options?” she asked as I climbed into the driver’s seat. “Meaningless euphemisms at one end and your full-on Unseen University at the other,” I said. “The Unseen University is a bit like Hogwart’s – ” Stephanopoulos cut me off. “I have read some Terry Pratchett,” she said.”

“What are my options?” she asked as I climbed into the driver’s seat. “Meaningless euphemisms at one end and your full-on Unseen University at the other,” I said. “The Unseen University is a bit like Hogwart’s – ” Stephanopoulos cut me off. “I have read some Terry Pratchett,” she said.”

— Ben Aaronovitch