“She shoved my shoulder. “I want you to note that there are still no aftereffects of surfing yesterday. No – how do you put it? – saltwater trauma.” “Well, that’s because you have beautiful magic Asian hair. Mine wouldn’t be as kind.” “Magic Asian hair?” “Don’t try to deny it.”

“She shoved my shoulder. “I want you to note that there are still no aftereffects of surfing yesterday. No – how do you put it? – saltwater trauma.” “Well, that’s because you have beautiful magic Asian hair. Mine wouldn’t be as kind.” “Magic Asian hair?” “Don’t try to deny it.”

— Kasie West