“Who else is there to lead the masses? The smart kids? Please. They have no interests in politics. They’re hoping simply to attract as little attention as possible until high school is over. Then they can escape to some college where no one will mock them for knowing how an adverb works.”

“Who else is there to lead the masses? The smart kids? Please. They have no interests in politics. They’re hoping simply to attract as little attention as possible until high school is over. Then they can escape to some college where no one will mock them for knowing how an adverb works.”

— Jesse Andrews