“Or do you mean like she might have some sort of chair-related dysfunction?” Her eyes lit up and she leaned in conspiratorially. “Or maybe the chairs offend her, because all chairs are imperfect shadows of the Platonic ideal of a chair. And so she’s disinclined to sit. Philosophically.”

“Or do you mean like she might have some sort of chair-related dysfunction?” Her eyes lit up and she leaned in conspiratorially. “Or maybe the chairs offend her, because all chairs are imperfect shadows of the Platonic ideal of a chair. And so she’s disinclined to sit. Philosophically.”

— Casey Matthews