“The baby has become sentient. When we walk, she screams across the street at other babies, baby expletives, we think. Something along the lines of God-damn it other baby, don’t try to out-cute me. To make matters worse, she is very cute, so we have a hard time correcting her.”

“The baby has become sentient. When we walk, she screams across the street at other babies, baby expletives, we think. Something along the lines of God-damn it other baby, don’t try to out-cute me. To make matters worse, she is very cute, so we have a hard time correcting her.”

— Weike Wang