“I imagine you’ll have to wake up Catchpole first, Marcia,” Alther commented. “Catchpole’s on night duty, Alther. He’s been awake all night.” “Funny habit he’s got, that Catchpole,” said Alther pensively, “of snoring while he’s awake. You’d think he’d find it irritating, wouldn’t you?”

“I imagine you’ll have to wake up Catchpole first, Marcia,” Alther commented. “Catchpole’s on night duty, Alther. He’s been awake all night.” “Funny habit he’s got, that Catchpole,” said Alther pensively, “of snoring while he’s awake. You’d think he’d find it irritating, wouldn’t you?”

— Angie Sage