“I knew it. She can telepathically hear me. Can’t you, Starla? Well, here’s the truth: Web is the dreamiest dreamboat I’ve ever met, a whambamthankyouma’am sucker punch to my heart. And when he held my hand, I thought I’d burst into stardust right there. And when he looks in my eyes, I feel... safe. How can that be? How can a feeling that’s so wrong feel so right, Starla? Huh? Help me, please.”
