“They say the way to figure out your porn-star name is to combine the name of your childhood pet with the name of the street that you grew up on. By that rule, my porn-star name would be Superfly Punalei. I have no intention of pursuing a career in pornography, but the name is almost reason enough to try.”

“They say the way to figure out your porn-star name is to combine the name of your childhood pet with the name of the street that you grew up on. By that rule, my porn-star name would be Superfly Punalei. I have no intention of pursuing a career in pornography, but the name is almost reason enough to try.”

— Caitlin Doughty